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I've come to the conclusion that MLG is my wife. She's the only person I know in the universe that is always right and never wrong. (Assuming this universe is real and not a figment of another being's imagination, of which we have no evidence of course...)

I've just discovered that St George's Day isn't today after all... it's 28th April this year... Bit of a moveable feast (much like Boxing Day)... https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/st-georges-day-moved-23-april-new-date-why-b2737877.html

Because we're not as parochial and inward-looking as those nations...?

To be fair to MLG, and acknowledging that I'm being somewhat presumptuous here, he displays classic character traits of someone with autism and/or ADHD. (My adult daughter was recently diagnosed with ADHD so I have a bit of insight into such behaviours) So, before criticising / judging, it might be worth considering that MLG doesn't have the same level of 'behavioural control' or 'self awareness' that you or I might have. Just a thought #bekind ♥️

Where does intolerance of intolerance fit into all of this?

Translation: "I know it's going to be Rohl but I can only allude to it at the moment"

Indeed. Spors is on record as wanting "high intensity" gegenpress style football which, one would've thought, rules Cooper out.

As the world's only solipsist, leave it with me and I'll see what I can do...

A bit like being allowed to splash out on a Porsche with no steering wheel... (There's every chance I might get good at this analogy malarkey one of these days... )

Yeah, but it's coz they is not being played in their best positions, innit...

Organisations or individuals that add "to those who celebrate" when wishing people "Happy <insert religious festival>" Twats.

But I thought we were told that these players were so poor that there wasn't a manager on the planet who could get more out of them than Martin or Juric could...?

What's your point?

Not much else to do in this padded cell to be honest. Alas, they didn't let me bring my Chris de Burgh record collection in with me 😥

My intention on here has always been to post random meaningless nonsense, rather than making a coherent point. To be fair though, most people seem to do the same without seemingly realising it...

They're 3 points behind 14th. If that makes Potter woeful, does it follow that he'd be magnificent if they were 3 points above 14th, given how much significance you're placing on a mere 3 points...?

Anyone fancy starting a thread to cover transfer news?

Assume this is the match where JWP finally gets the free-kick goals record...? #inevitable P.s. will this be the first time he's played against us since leaving?

My (semi-serious) underlying point is that we'll merrily spend money willy nilly on dross players yet, seemingly, baulk at the notion of splashing the cash on a decent manager....

Ha... Fair point 😁

So, thinking out loud.... We get a championship specialist in for next season then get Koeman in for the following season after the world cup...?

So, hypothetically, if someone offered him £100m to become their manager, he'd turn it down? #exagerationtoillustrateapoint

Two daft questions: 1) how much money would it take to entice Koeman back to Saints? 2) what's stopping us offering him this amount of money? We'll happily spaff c.£20m on mediocre players... Would it cost that much to bring back our (arguably) best manager this century? #nobrainer

I'm still patiently waiting for his signing-on photoshoot...

Trousers nailed it yet again 😁