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0-0 FT The inspirational unbeaten run continues...

FFS Fellows... Floating over a high cross into the arms of their keeper...

Yeah. I hate that rule that prevents the manager subbing himself on.

7 added minutes...

Fixed it for you...

Yeah, but if we hold on for the draw the 'unbeaten run world record' will still be on, which, as we know, would be a huge achievement...

Why did the game stop for their player going down when it wasn't a head injury? Are there different rules for keeper injuries?

Fuck sake... Open goal!

Ah... this sounds more like my wife

Are you my wife?

Bowel?

Subs usually make us worse, ergo... (*apart from Vs Wrexham of course )

This has got 0-0 written all over it

Agreed, but I still think there's a case for playing him in the u21s for a few games as a confidence builder. That said, there's probably an opposite train of thought that says 'demoting' him could undermine his confidence even further... "Damned if you do...."

Easy way to get out of paying that... Change your name by deed poll to 'Portsmouth Football Club'

"Elephants can fly" Prove me wrong...

Yep, utterly bizarre... both the timing of this report (i.e. way too soon for the club to making such a decision, so likely BS anyway) and the fact that Jelert seems to be down the pecking order when he was a Man of the Match candidate vs Liverpool and showed he was a much more accomplished player than those higher in said order. What's the point of loaning someone in who then doesn't feature? Same with that other fella who came in last January transfer window. Yet more Sport Republic randomness and money frittery.

I've always found that the best way to fight hatred is with hatred... Works every time...

I'm quite liking the celeb version so far but I prefer the 'joe public' series as the contestants initially not knowing eachother adds an extra dimension

Yeah... It's a bit like watching most football matches... To think there are some sad nutters that like to sit through a whole game...

It's either a mistake or he's finally found his level....

Loons?