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Tune in next week when I predict the Pope is a Catholic...

Genuine question.. How do we get these buffoons away from our club?

Quelle surprise

Ergo he'll be first to be subbed off....

Can someone please explain to me why / how Tonda has gone from getting a decent tune out of these players to seemingly not having a clue, all in the space of a few weeks. I'm genuinely baffled.

Filed under 'Things that definitely won't happen'

It's not cool to take the bait of a contraian, fellas...

I agree that any 'self-harm experiment' hypothesis is most likely to be conspiracy-theory nonsense... The only trouble is, the tangible evidence to disprove it is fairly thin on the ground... The way I sometimes look at it (albeit with tongue firmly in cheek) is imagine if things would look much different over the last 5 years if this was a wacky Hollywood script whereby a rival fan had infiltrated the club ownership and was attempting to slowly destroy the club from within... They'd be doing a pretty good job so far, wouldn't they...?

Alaa Abd El Fattah...?

He may not have been the one who signed the contract but he seemed instrumental in the whole process to me. A defacto decision maker if I ever saw one...

Does this mean I'm now allowed to like Gary Glitter's music again...?

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Markus

This is precisely what will occur.... More obvious than an obvious thing from obviousville, but you can bet your life savings on it coming as a complete shock to the geniuses at Sport Republic when it happens....

I could be misremembering here, but wasn't he our 2nd or 3rd highest goalscorer and/or assister in our last championship promotion season...?

Fair enough. So, given your in-depth knowledge of Championship goalkeepers, if you were to rank all the keepers in this league (given they're obviously not all equal in ability, even if it's 'close'), where does Bazunu come in your ranking list?

What method of deduction did you use to come to this conclusion? Genuinely interested in how others rate / rank goalkeepers in a given league 👍🏻

Given Spors seemingly only agrees to do interviews when we're playing well, it looks like we've got a fair while to wait until the next one...

At least we've got a couple of no-nonsense local journos to robustly question Tonda's introverted approach to tactics since getting the job full time and thus hold him to account... Ah... On second thoughts...

Despite that being the approach Tonda initially deployed, winning 6 out 8 in the process...?

We used to scratch our heads when Will Still took off our best players... Tonda now reverting to the very same 'tactics'...

Introducing even weaker players off the bench isn't going to alter our benign tactics, is it...?

A gullible Serbian...?