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Yup... Works a treat every time...

Right then.... Heading out for my birthday meal... I repeat, this'll end 0-0... Mark my words... TTFN x

Tonda OUT

Feel free to write one...

Why do some teams look fully fit and raring to go at the start of the season and others look "rusty and disjointed"...?

He shouldn't be on the bench if we've no intention of bringing him on...

If / when we put a centre forward on the field, yes...

Not when they're playing a team as rusty as we are... #cause #effect

Co-commentator: "there was only a slight tug on Hardwood-Bellis there"... So, a foul and a penalty then...?

This has got 0-0 written all over it

I'd actually forgotten he's playing!

Just wait until he finds out about Skacel...

Nah... He's fine at this level...

They went with"Mat-ski"... This fella sounds like he's saying "Mat-see-kee" to me...might be my dodgy hearing of course...

Is this a brand new pronunciation of 'Matsuki'..?

Signing another decent striker is critical to our season

Surprised to see Charles on the bench if he's (supposedly) very close to leaving...?

As much as I'd be amazed if we'd been the only ones doing it...

If the club are going to insist on having a plain back panel (Parsons said last night they had no choice on this "because it's in the rules") then at least make the whole back plain rather than this mish-mash bib-like bollocks. And stop giving the design brief to an 8 year old, FFS.

Spors made it clear "we only want to retain players who want to be here" so he'd be contradicting that stance if he then started insisting players stay against their wishes...

He seems to start every other sentence with: "we're not going to get everything right"... Realistic? Maybe, but hardly inspirational... I know Cortese had more flaws than a 100 storey office block (floors/flaws... Geddit...? ) but at least his attitude was always: "we're going to get everything right, even the f**king mattresses on away trips"

Definite Del Boy vibes with Parsons....