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Was there ever any foundation to this rumour...?

I think there's mortar this than we realise....

Sounds like a concrete source to me....

Looks like James Hewitt

I'll give Glasgow Saint 5 minutes to respond to that one....I'm guessing he'll want him in a different kinda hole....

The person who told you per chance? (sorry, couldn't resist...)

EDF Energy Comms ‏@edfenergycomms @portsmouthnews win Daily Paper of the Year 2012 #EDFAwards

And you'd have the Pompey club shop suing you for copying their retail model.

http://westbrom.com/forum/index.php?topic=9623.0

You can see where this is heading, can't you....? Steve Wilson ‏@pn_steve_wilson Ashley Harris a major doubt for #Pompey FA Cup clash with Notts County this weekend after picking up an ankle injury in training.#barebones

*cough* Lambert *cough*

Have you seen the price of bronze recently?

Has Miltonroader started hacking into other people's accounts?

I see it's the annual London and South East Media Awards tonight.... no one from the Portsmouth News sports team seems to have made the short list for Sports Journalist of the Year though....Surely some mistake....? http://www.edfenergy.com/media-centre/media-awards/2012_London_South_East_shortlist.shtml

Breaking news from the "Appy's in-demand" campaign office... @TonyHusbandBBC: #pompey Michael Appleton not aware of any contact from #cpfc over vacant job. Concentrating on events at Fratton Park unless told otherwise

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-loan-talent-tipped-to-be-nuisance-in-league-one-1-4428429 So, hot on the heels of an article saying there's no space for the youngsters you get an article singing the praises of their latest Premier League loanee....

Another job opportunity by-passes the "in-demand" Appleton... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20153642

And this one will tug at your heart strings. Poor old Pompey.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-face-selection-headache-1-4428431

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/door-remains-shut-for-unlucky-pompey-youngsters-1-4428649 I'm lost for words.... Poor old Pompey can't play their youngsters because they're too busy filling the team with ex-Premier League and Championship pros. You really couldn't make this **** up.

Why is it split into two seperate votes? Am I missing something? (apart from a few marbles) Just watch Charlie Dimmock soar to the top once our friends down the road get wind of this poll

Only if the game is on a Saturday

Citing a one club example (not forgetting Middlesborough a few seasons ago) is no better or worse than people making blanket statements that it would have had a positive effect on our season. Truth is we'll ever know, so both are valid viewpoints

Yeah, but the forum thought police don't allow "what ifs"...

And the Chelsea game has to be played closer to Christmas... @SunSportNow: Ties to be played week commencing December 10. Chelsea's match will be played on December 19 due to participation in FIFA Club World Cup. Good job we can rely on Nigel's fortune telling skills to avoid a game vs Chelsea just before the Xmas/New Year fixture pile up... #greatescape