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@RobHarris: Boris Johnson quips "may the 4th be with you" ... Just seconds into may 5

Boris wins

@RobHarris: London elections doubling as an Olympic marathon test event

@RadhijaidiOff: Congratulation for all saints fun all over the world.

London Mayoral result imminent

@RadhijaidiOff: The official fun player of the year is Saints goal machine. :-)

@officialsaints: #SaintsFC Official Fans' Player of the Year award goes to RICKIE LAMBERT!

@officialsaints: #SaintsFC Young Player of the Season (sponsored by Ledbitter Group) is JAMES WARD-PROWSE! Congratulations @j_w_prowse!

@officialsaints: #SaintsFC AAP3 Player of the Season Award goes to skipper KELVIN DAVIS! Congratulations, Kelvin.

@officialsaints: #SaintsFC Goal of the Season Award goes to Tadanari Lee for his excellent strike against Derby. He pipped David Connolly by just ONE vote!

@officialsaints: #SaintsFC Players' Player of the Year Award goes to ADAM LALLANA. Congratulations @adlallana1!

Yes, something I'm actually quite successful at :-)

Woof woof

@officialsaints: Next up is former Premier League referee Graham Poll, recalling his memories of officiating past #SaintsFC matches.

@jackcork1: Some bellends at the do hahahaa http://t.co/ZZvOBfWq

Just joined the forum to make that post? Good job we don't have any conspiracy theorists on here... ;-))

Will be interesting to hear if he mentioned Pompey in his speech

Livingston now demanding a recount in Brent according to LBC Radio

@TomCoull: Lord Brian Mawhinney the first guest speaker at tonight's awards dinner. Had some excellent things to say about the club. #saintsfc

Cortese's sense of humour I guess...? Arguably, if Mawhinney hadn't kicked us over the edge we might still be under the old regime...arguably...

In Livingstone's former constituency, coincidently...

FFS....counting ballot papers isn't rocket science... @lbc973: Unconfirmed reports that the Mayoral result may be another 90 minutes away after two ballot boxes were found uncounted in Brent & Harrow.

@officialsaints: Food going down well at the SFC Player Awards Dinner - sponsored by Parkhouse the Jeweller. Guest speaker Lord Brian Mawhinney up next...