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I didn't appreciate how tall Gazzaniga is. He looks almost a foot taller than Davis!

@officialsaints: Aston Villa team vs Saints: Guzan, Vlaar ©, Clark, Ireland, El Ahmadi, Bent, Holmann, Benteke, Bannan, Lichaj, Lowton #saintsfc @officialsaints: Aston Villa substitutes vs Saints: Given (GK), N'Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Westwood, Bowery, Weimann, Bennett #saintsfc

@officialsaints: Saints substitutes vs Aston Villa: K. Davis (GK), Rodriguez, Ward-Prowse, Guly, Richardson, Mayuka, Seaborne #saintsfc

@officialsaints: Saints team vs Aston Villa: Gazzaniga, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Fox, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Ram?rez, Puncheon, Lambert, Lallana © #saintsfc

My first game of the season and my son's first ever premier league game. Will be happy with a draw - need to get a point on the board. COYR!!

If it was my child and there was a 99.9% likelihood that he is wrong then I'd still want them to investigate

Sounds like they've been watching dubious Twiiter feeds as avid idly as we have then... :-)

@mattletiss7: Kelvin davis dropped tomorrow, could possibly have done better with 2 or 3 of the 14 let in, is it fair he carries the can on his own?

Covered here: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?t=40077 Fake FB account in all likelihood

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

@talkSPORTDrive: Nigel Adkins doesn't deserve to have to put up with speculation about his future does he? After all he's done at Soton.... #Durhamsdefence

Hmmm....if you do a search on Facebook for 'Paulo Gazzaniga' there is only one page with that profile picture and that has just 13 'fans' (aka followers) and is quite clearly not his personal page. My money is on that screenshot being a fake.

Indeed. Can't find the page that MLG posted a screenshot of.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19661629

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/howard-issues-honest-assessment-on-his-pompey-start-1-4286299 Another issue for some of the players is the status of a club like Pompey as they adjust to life in League One. Howard said: ‘It’s a big club and some of the lads have got to get their heads around that. ‘Some teams will come to Fratton Park and it will be like a cup final for them. We saw that with Walsall and Oldham.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appy-it-s-time-for-cool-heads-1-4286392 "The fans at Portsmouth are the best in the country, I’ve never experienced anything like them in my life"

Just watched the interview. Very impressed with his attitude. Came across as genuinely regretful of things that have happened in the past.

Appy reckons Pompey can 'do a Reading'... http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appy-challenges-pompey-to-grind-out-points-1-4286301

Too much sitting on the fence on this forum. Maybe. Maybe not.

This could get Messi

I'm Fonte's wife

You'd have to be a bit dim to take up smoking, ergo I've never smoked.

Happens to the best of us...