trousers

Rosemary?

hard

We will be paired with Bournemouth on Boxing Day (27th December this year)

I thought we were signing CCC players...?

Noggin (the)

Took them a while to catch up with that one

Selective quotes? On here? What on earth gave you that impression? ;-)

The saints web forum's favourite daily mail columnist blames government for Pompey's woes rather than 'football'... (half way down on thus link:) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1268735/Martin-Samuel-Even-Special-One-hope-match-Sir-Alex-Fergusons-feat-Manchester-United.html

How long before some bright spark cottons on to the fact that the Exeter game wasn't held on Boxing Day and then bangs on about it for months on end?

Pie

Coconut

I once tried to formulate a conspiracy theory around this very proposition. It was all very plausible but I never went public with it. Until now...

You're forgetting Bernie Clifton

You can hear some people moaning now...."If only Pards had brought on Antonio instead of James on Tuesday"

That's a matter of opinion

It's the other way around - I influence them ;-)

You're mistaking Pompey for an organisation that gets penalised for breaking the laws of the land...

San Marino?

Inconsiderate

Agree. Every vote would count in a true PR system. Even those votes for the lunatic fringes. As you say..."exciting"...

He reminds me of Gordon Brown

Can someone confirm that there's no chance that we'll miss out on auto promotion next season? If that's the case then odds of 4-1 is a non-brainer

Especially given that our promotion next year is a formality...

I would

Unlikely