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Crossing the road to get to the ground is even more dangerous. I suggest we all stay at home (and not touch anything sharp or electrical) rather than attend games from here on in, just in case.

The only trouble with passive smoking is that it delays your response to posts on some message board threads by nearly three months. Nasty.

I was in the Northam for the Derby game and c.99% of people stood the whole game

True. And the same people probably wouldn't mind if they went away either....

Negligible....probably. But, as I say, was quite possibly something that looked/sounded good on paper when discussing our cost cutting measures with Barclays. IMHO of course

Indeed, The one exit that has been shut in each corner leads onto the same concourse area from the exits that have remained open. I could understand the logic of closing off an area of seating (from a cost saving perspective) if it had a self contained concourse area. Perhaps it was simply a 'tick box' exercise so that we could at least been seen to be doing 'something' by the powers that be at Barclays? (i.e. it was probably a good sound-bite initiative in one of those 'important meetings with our bankers')

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=11268

Our woes this season can be traced back to the collapse of Lehman Brothers. Fact. Global financial crisis = no-one splashing out on football clubs = no investment in players and management = simple

I went to all that trouble to copy & paste the above article, and paint in pretty colours....and for what? Sweet Fanny Adams, that's what. We ought to be careful the apathy on this forum doesn't rub off on the team.... Edit: nice to see 'fanny' isn't blocked (so to speak)

Only the 'emergency' ones to talk about when we go into Administration.....

No, it's not a coincidence. IMHO of course...

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Fair point. Just having a Victor Meldrew moment

Is that your new nickname for Wotte?

Tough love never hurt anyone. Apart from Ulrika Johnson (allegedly)

Mods/Admin....serious question from me (just this once).... How much longer is this experiment with re-directing RSS feeds to the 'main' board going on for? Whilst it's probably not in the top 500 of most important issues in my life right now I think it's quite clear that it was a 'nice idea, not so good in reality'. Please? Thank you.

Mods/Admin....serious question from me (just this once).... How much longer is this experiment with re-directing RSS feeds to the 'main' board going on for? Whilst it's probably not in the top 500 of most important issues in my life right now I think it's quite clear that it was a 'nice idea, not so good in reality'. Please? Thank you.

Mods/Admin....serious question from me (just this once).... How much longer is this experiment with re-directing RSS feeds to the 'main' board going on for? Whilst it's probably not in the top 500 of most important issues in my life right now I think it's quite clear that it was a 'nice idea, not so good in reality'. Please? Thank you.

cheers Morph. Have cut and pasted the article below too so that we can quote from it if needs be.... The Last Word: 'Five clubs will follow us into administration' Dire forecasts from Darlington as even high-profile outfits like Southampton consider 10-point penalty By Michael Walker Sunday, 15 March 2009 It was the sort of night to make you question your existence. It was not simply the sheets of Siberian wind and rain sweeping westwards down ill-lit Neasham Road that battered the strugglers, there was also the burden of pilgrimage. Neasham Road is the too-long artery that connects Darlington town centre to a 25,000-seater white elephant stadium that has been home to Darlington FC since 2003. There has never been a human flow along it, more a trickle, and that is a major reason why, 12 days ago, for the visit of Notts County, the Darlington match programme had a new red stripe on its cover. "Admin special," it read. This was Darlington's first home game since the club were placed in administration the previous week. News that the club were in the red did not come out of the blue, but administration did. Darlington have been in administration before, as recently as 2004, but this latest development was unforeseen, and the subsequent rumour compounded the shock: it was that by the third Thursday of March as many as nine Football League clubs would follow. Darlington rarely set trends, but after Notts County had been beaten 1-0 in front of 2,450 hardy souls the talented but world-weary manager, Dave Penney, spoke about the bigger picture. "I've had contact from people not just in this division, but the division above," Penney said. "There's a cut-off date, 26 March, and I know a lot of clubs that are close to administration. From talking to people, we might be the first but we won't be the last. I'd say five will go this year." From nine to five: that reduction supports the theory that some observers are prone to exaggerate the economic state of Leagues One and Two. Patrick Nelson, the chief executive of Macclesfield, made a key point that, with the vast majority of players on one-year contracts at this level, and with player wages the largest club expense, "each summer offers the chance to reset the compass, to adjust. You can be prudent. We will be". On Tuesday night, with Liverpool and Chelsea both live on ITV, Macclesfield's game against Accrington Stanley was marketed as "Credit Crunch Tuesday". Tickets were £5 and 1,800 attended, when Nelson feared it might otherwise have been half that. The significance of the "third Thursday of March" is also disputed. It is a date set by the Football League by which clubs considering administration must enter if they are to take the 10-point deduction this season. Cheltenham Town, said to be on the brink financially, are bottom of League One, 16 points off safety. They look certain to be relegated so 10 points would make little difference but, if Cheltenham were to enter administration after that Thursday, the 10 points would apply to next season. Cheltenham would begin 2009-10 on minus 10 points and in administration. That would concern prospective purchasers. But for a club on the cusp of relegation, and in financial trouble – Southampton in the Championship, for example – Thursday week is a date of resonance. If Southampton move into administration after Thursday week, and stay up, then the 10-point deduction will be applied in May regardless. That could relegate them post-survival. If Southampton move into administration after Thursday week, and go down anyway, then the 10 points will apply next season. Administration cannot be viewed in bureaucratic terms, even though some think it is part of a business process; that while it spells the end of one era, it signals a new beginning. David Hinchliffe, of the Leeds firm Walker-Morris, sees it differently. Hinchliffe is one of the administrators at Darlington. It is his "16th or 17th" experience of insolvent football clubs. "There is an acceptance," he says, "that all clubs in administration are going to survive. But maybe quite a few won't." Darlington would not have, he says, but for £300,000 pledged by the owner, George Houghton, to see them through this period. Otherwise a club founded in 1883 would have folded in 2009. They still might. Being in administration means Darlington are denied the quarterly central payment from the Football League of about £130,000. That money arrives in late April and is vital in helping clubs handle summers without gate receipts. Hinchliffe is not keen on melodrama. His priority is the nitty-gritty. The Darlington programme lost £2,000 an issue; no longer, its production has been outsourced. He is hopeful for Darlington, because of the willingness of staff to take a 50 per cent wage deferral; he was in talks with an interested party in Sheffield on Thursday. But Hinchliffe's general wariness chimes with John Beech's. Beech, from Coventry University's Centre for the International Business of Sport, has been researching insolvency in English football and spoke of "some form of insolvency at more than half the clubs in Leagues One and Two. I'll eat my hat if no one goes into administration in the next week". Another voice, who wishes to remain anonymous, says that a League Two club will fold "this season" and will not be able to fulfil their fixtures. Questioning existence again. Yet set against these warnings is the experience of the past 125 years. Lower-League clubs just keep going. In case you were watching Manchester United and Liverpool, League Two Grimsby Town took 12 busloads of fans to Chester City yesterday. For 90th versus 91st.

Well, he got the "mild spring day" bit right....

....who never worked together as a duo.....apparently....