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For my £25/month I'd rather have a live shite picture than a good quality feed that's 2 minutes late

I had you down as a big girl in real life. Amazing how false impressions can be on an online forum

This

Why is NOW.TV nearly 2 minutes behind play FFS? Its not even an illegal stream, I pay for it FFS

You can thank me later

Yes!!!!

Early doors but looking like the makings of a 0-0 to me

Oopsie...

Why didn't Mina get an instant second booking for dissent? Maybe I'm behind the times and that's not a punishable law anymore?

Surprised they didn't checkout Saintsweb for some balance...

Solak made clear he will not be funding the sort of big-money signings that football fans crave: “I’m not the Sheikh of Abu Dhabi or the prince of Saudi Arabia,” he said in a nod to rival owners. “I cannot bring 500m to buy new players.”

#legend That tweet must surely win an award for the most Saintsweb trigger statements in one post

Some bright spark on here was advocating his inclusion in the first team squad back in November....

Does smell a tad fishy. I wonder if any of our crack local sports journos are asking the right questions of the PL on this...?

Tweaked it for you

Bugger ;)

Correct, because that's how VAR is supposed to work, i.e. "only overturn the on-field decision if the ref made a clear and obvious error". This principle should work both ways.

Why did it take VAR so long to come to a conclusion (and an inconclusive one at that) if it was "clearly" a penalty? #logic

Bugger. Don't they realise that most clubs wait until after a defeat Vs Saints before sacking the gaffer?

Anyone know where Lord D is? Sitting here waiting for his usual "Saintsweb bias" missive before commencing this evening's shenanagins. Hurry up your Lordship, I've got Espresso Martinis to make FFS. #legend

Forster saves that #MartinezHowler

It's still OK for me

Subtle enough to avoid another fine...?

Smart move from Ralph before today's game... RH: "Hey, Armando, come here a sec... look, we need you to put in a few average peformances between now and the end of the month so that we can avoid your price tag going up on almost a daily basis before we sort out a deal with Chelsea" AB: "No worries boss, leave it with me..."

The ref should have said to Stockley Park: "Bollocks am I going over to the screen. It's taken you c.2 minutes to deduce if I made a clear and obvious error and you haven't been able to come to a definitive conclusion, ergo my original decision stands"