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N'Lundulu not in tonight's U23 squad. In contention for the bench on Wednesday perhaps? Or injured again maybe? P.s. there was a time when I used to recognise most names in U23 team announcements....!

Sorry, not sure. I only bought match tickets

Mine arrived yesterday

I'm inclined to agree, although there's a train of thought that says having JWP back in the midfield position he has excelled in recently could outweigh the potential downside of playing Valery at right-back. Difficult call I guess.

Our favourite ref Kevin Friend is on VAR duty this afternoon

VAR calls back play after 2 minutes of a penalty originally not being given.... #spursvmancity

*sarcasm

You may want to read up on this before replying to Turkish in future... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

I'm gonna go for 2 points from that lot (It's taken me a while but I think I've finally cracked how this "glad I was wrong" / "told you so" malarkey works on here....)

Fixed it for you

For the umpteenth time, there are no mods on this forum Edit: I take that back... Faith restored

Looking more and more like a 0-0

He's not Liverpool's favourite ref either, is he...?

Chomp chomp chomp

Tick

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Selective quoting? On the Saintsweb Forum? Who knew...?

Did cross my mind, but felt that wasn't negative enough. I'm trying to channel my inner Saintsweb pessimist here. Might need a few lessons from those that are much better at it than me though...

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/18204177.southampton-fc-striker-shane-long-caught-driving-porsche-panamera-turbo-sport-turismo-100-miles-hour-m27/ He's fast alright, but I bet he missed his exit... Boom, tish...

Time for a bit of reverse psychology to counter all the unnerving positively on here... Ings to pick up a season ending injury on 7 minutes. Liverpool go on to win 7-0, via a VvD hattrick. Ralph hands in his resignation after the game and this time the board accepts. Thank me later...

If only people that have a beef about him didn't raise his profile by posting about him on forums and social media.... Doh... #missionaccomplished

Welcome back to the club Mr Croker

I'm sure there's a BBC programme that you like that I don't, so how about you use your 43 pence per day to pay for that and I'll pay for Mrs Brown's Boys with my 43 pence? I'd much prefer my licence fee to go towards programmes that annoy certain people, as their disdain at things as trivial a television programme keeps me amused... #firstworldproblems

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It's rather splendid entertainment fodder though. Can't remember the last time I was this aroused.