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"Everyone"?? Everton FFS... Which cretin invented auto-correct? P.s. looks like my membership's run out as can't edit my posts anymore. Every cloud...

A chance to blood 1 or 2 of the U23 squad, if only on the bench, goes begging? Have not seen the Everyone squad for this game yet, but one assumes they've got some of their U23s in there somewhere (?)

North of the island. The Ravenala hotel, Balaclava. Nice indeed. Will be getting my match updates on here so looking forward to weeding out the wrist slitters from the happy clappers

Greetings from Mauritius. Stock photos of hotel to follow. Shame there's not a golf course in the vicinity. COYR!

Quite possibly the best post I've read on here in 12 years (and, yes, I include my own in that )

Well, that's the Wolves pre-match team talk sorted then...

No, no point at all. Cheerio Alps. Been nice knowing you #itsonlyagame

Should've been 3 there

Armstrong and Austin on for Targett and Romeu at half time please Mr Hughes. None of the usual arbitraily waiting until 60th minute before making a sub please.

Nothing wrong with that. As long as you promise to express them day in day out rather than just make your point and move on?

This

It'll go to a new referendum. Amost time for me to join the merry band of Saintsweb "told you so" merchants given I predicted this is what would happen two years ago

Satisfaction of old charge and registration of a new one. Just 'business as usual' or something worthy of concern? https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/00053301/filing-history/MzIxNDc1ODgwMmFkaXF6a2N4/document?format=pdf&download=0

http://www.sportsxm.com/worlds-top-10-football-leagues/

If we all hail how astute you are, would that stop you telling us how astute you are on a regular basis, or would you keep telling us anyway? Asking for a friend

In that case, I profusely apologise; here's your well deserved medal

Why didn't we get one of these "ner ner ner ner ner, told you so, where's my medal?" threads after the Palace game where our overall performance was similar to last night's and the results in each game could have easily been the same with slightly different rubs of the green?

Equally, there aren't many players that would have got onto the through ball there

HOJBJERG!!! WOWZER!!!

We look like a top 6 side in the first two thirds of the field sometimes. Shame we're not more clinical in the final 3rd

Redmond having a great game with Southgate watching in the directors box.

Has Ings touched the ball yet?!

He does like a backwards pass, doesn't he

Nah, they're much more amusing when they pop their head above the parapet

And there was me thinking that all Pompey fans had short memories... Just hurry up and get promoted to the Championship already (FFS)