trousers

3 for artistic impression

About bloody time. We've been waiting far too long for the laughs and giggles awaiting us nutjobs when they have to start competing with some decent football teams in the Championship rather than the tinpot opponents they've struggled against since their inception 6 years ago (yes, that 6 years of struggle has been equally amusing but it's time now to move on to new chortle territory)

Is he still plying his trade on that local rag? Given his unbounding journalistic talents I'd have expected him to have been snapped up by one of the high brow national publications by now. Such an injustice...

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He's now qualified this by saying there has been a question mark over their fitness this week but he's hopeing that they will be back in full training on Saturday and therefore in contention for the game on Monday. Sounds most likely that they will be on the bench rather than in the starting 11 Also stated that it looks like Ings has now overcome his blister issue

@AdamBlackmore #saintsfc manager Mark Hughes hopeful of having Charlie Austin (hamstring) and Shane Long (foot) in full training over the weekend - ahead of Monday night’s game v #BHAFC

Hughes stated he's got a fully fit squad in this morning's pre-match press conference...

Gallagher

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/southampton-midfielder-mario-lemina-record-uk-speeding-fine-96425-reduced-to-just-2301-after-court-a8527821.html "Southampton midfielder Mario Lemina has ‘record UK speeding fine’ of £96,425 reduced to just £2,301 after court error"

I'm not normally one to criticise the club, but that's a bit tinpot

Apologies if already posted... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/09/05/danny-ings-line-england-call-up-gareth-southgate-sticks-younger/ "Gareth Southgate is to closely monitor Danny Ings over the next few weeks with a view to calling up the striker for the next England squad."

You do realise that slipping in a non-fact amongst other facts is a well worn technique to get bites?

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I enjoy your vlogs Owen. Keep up the good work [emoji106]

Have we always included 4 keepers in the 25 man squad? Seems a tad overkill to me, especially when it's the one position that you're allowed emergency transfers (IIRC?). A bit of a waste to sacrifice one of our better U23 strikers (Barnes) for a 4th keeper IMO

Fixed it for you

Hojbjerg MotM Up to 10th

Lol @ West Ham

We've only gone and won a game of f***ing football!!!!!

HOJBJERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Benteke should have scored there! 6 minutes added time... WTF?

I didn't see it clearly, hence me askign a question rather than making a statement....

Great save McCarthy again and then Benteke misses a relative sitter