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Might be better to use the writing style that you used on your now protected twitter account rather than colloquialisms such as "bang average"? You wouldn't want people on here to start detecting inconsistencies in your posting style....

Eerily familiar cynicism for a 'new' poster... Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

He did have quite a lot of popcorn to get through, bless him. Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

I probably won't be renewing next season, but that's more down to personal circumstances rather than a reaction to this poor season. Gonna be spending more time on the golf course and italian hotel websites.

Yes, we were in 17th place, but we were on a downward trajectory. Just because we ended up 17th under Hughes doesn't mean that's where we would have ended up under Pellegrino. Hughes halted the slide and finishing 17th is mission accomplished. Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

Move over Nostradamus and The Daily Express. We gave a new Messiah! Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

Just left the stadium. Yet another game against one of the top 6 we deserved more from. Hey ho. We we're down and out 4 weeks ago so staying up against the odds is a huge feel good factor. Surely we won't put ourselves through that again next season. Give the job to Hughes. He deserves it. Drinking champagne in the car on the way home. Life is good Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

Derby take the lead Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

With my cynical hat on, he's not really going to say anything but this, regardless of what they're thinking. He'd say exactly the same in public even if they had some secret desire to help send Saints down. (That doesn't mean for one second that I believe they want anything other than a win vs Swansea before I'm accused of suggesting otherwise!) Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

10 years ago today.... Good job there's no chance of any highscoring defeats on the last day of the season these days....

Lawro has us staying up.... that's a relief https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44070182

This

Isn't the guard of hounour thang usually done once by the first team that the champions play after they've secured the title? Swansea have already given them a guard of honour this season for example... https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-guard-of-honour-14551753 But I'm all for us doing it if it makes them be gentle with us

Apologies if already posted elsewhere, but I noticed Bertrand speaks about Hughes in the past tense in this Sky interview: http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11700/11366835/ryan-bertrand-says-southamptons-relegation-threat-was-wake-up-call Could mean that Bertrand himself knows that he's leaving or perhaps he knows that Hughes won't be staying? Or perhaps its just poor use of the past tense?

McCarthy & Boufal Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

There haven't been any trolls or WUMs on the forum for a couple of years now so no need for the mods to ban anyone recently. Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

...and counting

Yep, credit where credit's due....

And the Daily Express got one of their "we're doomed" weather forecasts right this year too. All we need now is for one of those "World to end on 'x' date" predictions from those crackpot relegions to come true and we'll have a full house Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

You'll be telling me the universe is real next Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

But was that 200/1? Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

For a man that likes to list every possible permutation for certain scenarios, I'm surprised you're ruling out something that's a possibility, no matter how small...

TalkRadio news bulletin just announced that Swansea have been relegated, so that's that then Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalk

No idea