trousers

No, that was to pay the potential fine for fielding a weakened tram in the Football League Trophy (whatever its called now). Last time I looked they'd reached the grand heights of 3% of the target.

Wasn't there a company that chartered an aircraft for Saints Europa away games last season? Anyone recall the name of the company? The cost of the flights were half decent if my memory isn't playing tricks on me.

Talking of tinpot... ‏@solentsport #Pompey boss Paul Cook has been handed a two-match touchline ban and fined £1,500 by FA following charge of misconduct in game v Morecambe.

Tin

Just got it from the UEFA website... http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Download/competitions/General/02/39/94/37/2399437_DOWNLOAD.pdf

Yup Edit: make that 'no' (Utd's away games are all at 6pm UK so our homes are at the later time)

Gianluca Di Marzio ‏@DiMarzio Just arrived in #London @SimoneZaza for medicals with @WestHamUtd: the first photo is coming soon @SkySport @SkySportsNewsHQ

Utd's fixtures: Manchester United ‏@ManUtd Our @EuropaLeague fixtures: 15 Sep - Feyenoord (A), 18:00 BST 29 Sep - Zorya (H), 20:05 BST 20 Oct - Fenerbahce (H), 20:05 BST 3 Nov - Fenerbahce (A), 18:00 GMT 24 Nov - Feyenoord (H), 20:05 GMT 8 Dec - Zorya (A), 18:00 GMT

Feyenoord just confirmed the dates for Group A

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37138469

Yes!

Group K please

Blue? FFS!

Probably best if he signs on a piece of paper to be honest (Yes, I am indeed here all week)

Textbook

Fair point. He is very good. The dropping in of a random false fact in an otherwise sane post is a particular masterstroke.

Generous

I remember it well...