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Phew...

Imagine how confused Wenger will be right now though...

How quaint

Maybe he was just late for a meeting...

2.8/10

"The fans will hold the rights to the History and any other historical interest etc.' Given the club has only existed for 4 years, that doesn't seem like a good deal to me

Fair point, although Koeman is usually pretty straight-talking when it comes to questions about players' fitness and availability to start or otherwise. Indeed, when asked a similar question ahead of the Man Utd game I'm pretty sure he said that it was unlikely that Austin would be in the starting 11. I guess we'll find out one way or t'other in a couple of hours

I wonder if they'll give this video another spin on the big screen, just for old times sake?

Has Paul Merson ever though of joining the sports desk at Portsmouth News? #perfectmatch

Koeman said in yesterday's pre-match press conference that it's a possibility he could start. So, he's "match fit" enough to start. Whether that means he's fit enough to last 90 minutes is up for debate I guess.

Maybe someone was reading the Jeremy Corbyn thread out loud?

Team line-up for Davis's league debut: Davis, Pele, Lundekvam (Ostlund 6), Baird, Bale, Skacel (Surman 90), Wright, Belmadi, Viafara, Rasiak, Fuller (Wright-Phillips 54). Subs Not Used: Poke, Dyer. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/5226770.stm

Bless

Nail. Head

Whilst always sad, most 'celebrity' deaths don't usually affect me personally. For some reason, this one has. I shed a tear this morning. A genuine broadcasting legend.

Full training for Jay?

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?t=55957

Let the delusion begin.... Geo ‏@geowillsuk Definitely proved that Pompey don't have a league two squad! Championship easily!

Am I imagining things or do Pompey have a player called 'Toilet'?

How have Bournemouth not scored there FFS Edit: GET IN!!