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The answer is staring us in the face... Katharina should set up an underpants folding company (a company that folds underpants). Each player we sign also gets employed by the underpants folding company. The general public send in their disheveled underpants and each 'employee' spends 1 hour a year folding underpants for which they get paid £5million. Given the underpants folding business has nothing to do with football, it is outside the governance of the FFP rules ergo we end up with players who are as wealthy as players at the 'big 6' clubs. They just happen to earn half their wages from a non-football industry. And who hasn't got disheveled underpants? There's certainly a demand for this service out there. Its a win win for the players and the general public at large.

Surely he'll be on the coach with the rest of the players?

--------------------- Gazza ---------------------- Martina ---- Caulker --- Yoshida ---- Targett --------- Reed ------------------ Romeu -------- --- Juanmi --------- Davis ------------- JWP --- ---------------------- Long ----------------------- Subs (from): K.Davis, Cedric, McCarthy, Bertrand, VvD, Fonte, Isgrove, Hesketh, Gape, Wanyama, McQueen, Mane, Pelle Edit: initially forgot about Caulker!

So are we, by their definition

MK Dons away

Stoke beat Luton on penalties Now get on with the draw FFS

Luton 1 Stoke 1 AET Penalties...

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/the-big-bigger-picture

Pompey fan in 'comparing apples with oranges' shocker

Bye bye plucky Pompey

Preston knock out Watford

Get in Reading!!

The Lovren situation nicely highlights that players can be more effective in some teams than they are in others. There's just as much chance of VvD being our version of Lovren rather than Liverpool's version of Lovren. Or, as much chance of VvD being our version of Alderweireld rather than the Athletico Madrid version. Perhaps we shouldn't have signed Toby on loan last season on the basis that he didn't set the world alight at his previous club...? Yours devil's advocately....

Fulham 2 Sheffield Utd 0 No return to St Marys for Adkins then

Reading equaliser, yay!

Villa 2 Notts County 3

This

Ramirez features in today's training gallery... http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20150825-training-gallery-pre-midtjylland-away-england-2646598.aspx

Ah, okey dokey. Cheers. Come on Malmo! in that case

Source? (genuine question)

Pompey take the lead vs Reading...

Celtic goal disallowed. looked like a good goal to me.

10pm I believe. Not sure if being broadcast live. edit: Sky are showing one of the Round 2 games live tonight so assume it'll be live on there after the game.

Why was he yellow carded there? (got the TV on in the background but missed the incident)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/transfer-news-live-man-united-6313975