Matthew Le God

Nothing wrong with Dan Harding

This is made up to quicken the Jermaine Beckford to Newcastle transfer. So don't worry. It is also impossible as would also have to get around rules about numbers of teams you can play for in a season no matter what rubbish the Mirror says. Plus I really can't see Mr Cortese upsetting the fanbase and agreeing to let him go so soon after buying him when Saints really don't need the money. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Newcastle-boss-Chris-Hughton-keeping-tabs-on-Southampton-striker-Rickie-Lambert-article281653.html

Someone for Rickie "scouser" Lambert to understand with all his ummming and errrms

So much better than my attempt to define it!

Fonte's gf did go out with Michael Essien at one point according to the article. Not that it should give her any fame.

Wifes and Girlfriends A term coined for people like Cheryl Cole, Coleen Rooney, Victoria Beckham etc and now it seems lower league players.

Why are you so confident Stock is coming?

Why? None of these players rumoured to be coming in play in Lallana's position.

Jose Fonte's girlfriend is famous "apparently" http://www.ok.co.uk/food/view/14883/Nicola-T-and-Cassie-Sumner/ Can't say I've ever heard of her. But she's made OK if that qualifies someone to be famous these days!

Peacey says that Dr Richard Peace is his dad and he did the medical. http://www.nightingalesurgery.com/staff1.aspx?p=J82186

Papa Waigo has two goals against Buffon

Not alot.

So am I

I think enough of us have put that worry to bed now

That was an old article. New ones have come out since then from the same paper saying it is on.

At least tell us how many deals? Obviously the way you put it means more than one. So probably Fonte and Danns. If it is three then maybe Elliot Ward aswell. Would be amazing if it was 4

There has been a transfer window for many decades. Before we had the January window there was still a deadline day in March. Just happens that the windows are now smaller but they have been around a long time.

No, because he doesn't play for a Championship club, nor would he attract Premiership interest. So doesn't meet the criteria in the OP.

The transfer window never closes on a weekend. They just extend it by a day or two to the Monday when the offices are open again.

Because the offices where it has to be rubber stamped have closed and don't open again until Monday. It can only be announced "in principle" before Monday morning.

No player can really be "forced". He'd be well within his rights to say no and see out his contract and Palace couldn't do a thing (apart from not paying wages which they are currently struggling to do).

Need to be "rubber stamped" by Football authorities on a weekday during office hours so can only be done in principle over the weekend.

Palace's game is still currently on tomorrow. Will be interesting if Fonte is included in the squad or not should the game go ahead. Pretty sure he is not injured and has been a regular for them.

Even better than that... 5th biggest boxing day attendance in the whole of England.

I think that report falls on its arse for accuracy!