Matthew Le God

You can be the Juliet to his Romeu

Taylor left ages ago and Stephens/Yoshida are not suited to cover right wing back. Ramsey is a better option for that.

He is a Saints academy reject. He left Staplewood a a kid.

40 points has not been needed for the vast majority of a 38 game PL season. Unlikely it will this year either... especially with Cardiff, Brighton and Burnley's fixture lists.

Ralph Hasenhüttl has averaged 1.4 points per game in his 15 Premier League games in charge. Over 38 games that equals 53 points. Last season that would be enough for 8th place! Hughes 9 points in 14 games = 0.64 per game. Over 38 games = 25 points Suggests player quality is not the issue... appointing Pellegrino and Hughes was!

He is a nightmare and barking mad as his dancing suggets. I sat near him for a match and he is constantly shouting profanities at the ref and opposition. When I say constantly I mean constantly it really is a non stop torrent of rubbish.

Silver lining... the result for Cardiff means Saints are only 9 points from 9th place West Ham.

Training alone during some stages rehabilitation is commonplace.

He has had success stories, these were all signed in his time... van Dijk Bednarek Redmond Romeu Hojbjerg Lemina Gunn Vestergaard Plus numerous academy level signings.

Players will want to join the top 6 regardless of what they hear on international duty. Wages and higher quality football is what attracts them to move, not chats with potential future teammates.

Time to bring out the bat signal...

Pray to who? I think we should pray to Joe Pesci, he seems the type to get things done. Plus he demonstrably exists... which is a good starting point

I struggle to see a 33-year-old Billy Sharp being of use to Saints under Hasenhuttl. I'd prefer to see Ings, Redmond, Obafemi and Gallagher as strikers for Saints.

Stephens and Obafemi both played for Southampton's academy teams = academy products

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The Villa team he was in was shocking, Bertrand wasn't.

In the opening minutes vs Cardiff we were playing 4222. Stephens was playing alongside Romeu rather than as a centre back.

If we continue at the rate of points per game Hasenhuttl has (1.3) then we won't be in the relegation zone at the end of the season. Yesterday was bad... but look at the bigger sample of his 11 games in charge and we have improved a lot and are averaging enough under him to stay up.

Hasenhuttl has been in charge for 11 games and has won 15 points. An average of 1.3 points per game That is not relegation form... over a 38 game season it would = 51 points!

3 morons in a crowd of 31,438 = 0.009% morons 99.991% of the crowd observed the minute*silence respectfully... but*that isn't an interesting story for the media. The morons represent themselves, not the club or other Saints fans!

He can be seen at the end of this training video...

Even if you don't believe the shirt pull influenced the arm movement ( which it would). The shirt pull starts before the handball. The first incident of the shirt pull should be dealt with and a free kick awarded, meaning the handball is irrelevant!

No it wasn't. Barnes was already falling over before he reached McCarthy. He then left a trailing leg so it would be caught. That is why he was rightfully booked for simulation. For the second one Crouch is clearly pulling Stephens shirt. When jumping you use your arms for leverage and being pulled like that is going to move them from where you intended. It should have been a free kick to Saints for the shirt pull on Stephens!

The media team isn't informed of formations by the manager... they guess!

Ward-Prowse was right wing back at the end of the game on Wednesday. So today probably 3-5-2 or 3-4-2-1