Saint Mikey

What is this sticky stuff we are in? We are top FFS. Did you expect us to be top at the turn of the year?

Lolz. Bobby Stokes was a skate through and through...

Nein.

This is League apps and goals only, and no kids that are technically in the 1st team: Davis:227 Bart: 22(1) Richardson: 34(7) 0 Goals Harding: 84(5) 4 Goals Fonte: 86 7 Goals Butterfield: 33(2) 0 Goals Fox: 15(3) 0 Goals Jaidi: 57(1) 4 Goals Martin: 7(5) 0 Goals Seaborne: 29(15) 0 Goals Hooiveld: 22 2 Goals Dickson: 15 18 1 Goals Morgan: 91(25) 2 Goals Cork: 20(2) 0 Goals Hammond: 99(3) 10 Goals Chaplow: 35(13) 7 Goals Lallana: 128(17) 31 Goals Holmes: 13(13) 1 Goals De Ridder: 2 18 3 Goals Lambert: 110(1) 66 Goals Guly: 45(11) 16 Goals Barnard: 38(22) 23 Goals Connolly: 29(21) 13 Goals

I will normally have 7 or 8 pints, and still drive. I'm fine, and can't see why other people don't do it more. Nanny state.

Would hope we were in for him, if the price was reasonable. However, I think that a number of Prem teams could also be interested: Wigan, Norwich, Swansea, QPR, Blackburn, Bolton and Wolves all may be in for him. Plus a number of C'ship teams. Who doesn't need a pacy striker with a decent goalscoring record, available at a knock-down of the market value due to the length of contract? It will all depend on how much we bid, how much we are willing to pay in wages and the lad's ambition. The article states he's wants Prem footy, yet I'd question whether going to some of the clubs I've listed above was a good career move. However, as we all know, money talks in footy...

People stopping me in the High St trying to get me to donate to Charity. I'm busy, yer c*nts. Beggars hanging outside Tesco Express and asking me for money everytime I go in there. I try not finance other people's drug/alcohol problems, yer c*nts. All manner of c*nts that put things through my door, or have the gall to knock on my door and ask me for money for charity. Yer cheeky c*nts.

Yeah, but only while they were in Lge 2 and away from the spotlight. Or, did they receive a points penalty in Lge 1 aswell?

Quality stuff. But, I take that and raise you, 1.30 is where it's at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd6wlo9Gbkk

With a dash of Fonte's missus/Pardew? When something happens that people can't understand and very few people know the real truth, these sort of rumours always surface. Especially as the people who do actually know what has happened will, understandably, not want the world to know their private life. File under B, for Boll*cks.

I've recently remembered Origin Unknown's, Speed of Sound album and stuck it on my iPod. Check these beauties out though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9zfd-HPrw This album also has Valley of the Shadows and Truly One. One of the best pre-2000 D'n'B albums, probably beaten only by Sound in Motion by the same artists (Andy-C and Ant Miles). That album has these classics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS-R8X33LgU These are probably my favourite albums of yester-year, and it's difficult to pin down a specific track (I've got about 600 D'n'B records!). This track is probably the track of my youth! Turn the bass up!

Religious leaders would always make up some big load of garbage, and/or just ignore it. Look what the discovery of dinosaurs should have done to all faiths everywhere. The translation of the Rosetta Stone gave scholars the means to find out that parts of the bible were just wrong and/or made up. Carbon dating.....I could go on. People will just believe what they want to believe, despite the facts that are presented to them.

If you're over the age of 14, you shouldn't even own a replica shirt...

I remember this, didn't it also have detachable straps, one red and one blue?! Junior Saints was great though, and the reason why I was able to be mascot twice, some great away trips too.

To be honest, I know it's ball-ache and it's expensive - but, in my 33 years this fixture has only happened 4 times! We've only played each other 11 times in total in that time. People are mental to pass this up, especially as it could be the last one for a while (all going well...).

Can we not sing this song please, we look like divs.

What are you up to on Fri night pap? Fancy going out for a drink down the London?

If I find out that we have a gay fan. I will stop supporting the club. There's no place for it in football.

To be honest, that is strange question to ask. How many 'young fans' do you know that are out at 3am?

Hmmm. No good for the OP. He obviously wants to abandon his kid with strangers, so he can go and get smashed in at the football. How about handcuffing the kid to one of the bike stands outside SMS?

I hit the mother load with Jury service last year and got a 12 week case. Fully paid from work, expenses from the Court. The WC was on and 10-4 generally, with plenty of later starts and early finishes. The case was pretty interesting too and I was the foreman, so was a good experience. I'd recommend it to anyone...

I bet it's also based on postcode. I wonder how many people with ST's in the Northam or Kingsland, that live in Maybush have had an invite?!

My Dad knew Ricky for years, and I met him a good couple of times. Had to endure a lot of heartbreak in his life aswell, with his daughter dying. RIP.

I have a good mate who is a Brighton ST holder, so we have a bit of banter. What makes me laugh about the Dagenham & Redbridge comment is, that this season, Poyet has had to go and get someone who can hold the ball up (Paynter). In order to give them a different option and an out ball. Their style of football has been effectively found out, and they couldn't change it during a game. Seems Nigel my have taught the great Gus something?!