Draino76

Oh excellent.....I'm looking for a good half hours read right now. I'm a firm believer that you can flog a dead horse and have lots of fun doing so. Regards from Cadiz.x

Swedish sash. That takes be back a few years...

If you are interrupted by someone while you are on the vinegar straights, you can easily disguise this with a fake sneeze.

Is it a deep and meaningful relationship you have with your girlfriend?

I actually thought he looked quite ugly; nearly as ugly as Lescott. But on the football side of things, the pair were magnificent.

No need to be paranoid about this one. Adkins is on another level compared to the South American Chimp they have in charge. We'll tear them a new one. 5-0.

I imagine they will win the next World cup.

You couldn't have been at the Palace game then. Our 1st team will tear Palace a brand new one.

Back from the game. Odd result; but could not care less.

So 3 bees are worth about a penny, right?

So I can turn up an go in teh away end I take it??

I'd definately go for a vag. Lord yes, I have hung out of a few in my time, but I would spend all day stuffing different objects up it; to see what works and what doesn't.

fail.

77 high intensity sprints in the West Ham game. Chrissy boy; as much as he is my fave player of all time, did not manage that many sprints during his time at Saints. I love them both. maybe I have a soft spot for bald men?

He sounds freaking awesome. HCDAJFU

I can confirm the game will also be shown at my place.

Yes. Would be happy to pay £2 million. Duh.

60% of the people I know are West Ham. I will now be an arrogant **** for at least a week. COYFR.

Dos de veinte cuatro. Donde esta mi vuelo?

L'Equipe TV stream. Just google that.

Hoddle would surely lift us above a 17th place finish this year?

My then 5 year old boy asked me if his orange juice was made from concrete.

Maybe he was refering to Guly as a 'cheeky monkey'; because he can be. The guy didn't make 'monkey noises' as well did he? To be honest, if he didn't accompany his 'monkey' comment with 'monkey noises' and throw a banana; I would assume he was refering to Guly as a bit of a scamp.

I only give a sheet about the league we play in, so for me; irrelevant.

Just watched the 'all angles covered' stream. My jaw is on the f u c k i n g floor. Believe? Erm yes I do now.