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Is he a money launderer then? Or a fraudster?

Thank god he didn't call them mongs....

Skacel signing?

The article is about someone called Sam WILSON. But Fulham seem to want him too.

Ireland don't need a big military for one big reason. Any potential agressor towards them would have to go through Britain first. And if they've done that, there is probably not much point in trying to fight them.

Great sketch. Now on my facebook wall for all of the blackberry owners not to see!

I don't think Thatcher was to blame for the demise of the RN. John Major maybe. Look at these two pages: 1975-2000 : http://frn.beedall.com/decline.htm 1990-2012: http://www.savetheroyalnavy.org/wordpress/royal-navy-warship-numbers-falling-off-a-cliff Some truly worrying numbers. Especially as next year i'll be on one of the destroyers. I don't rate my life expectancy very highly if we have to fight a proper war.

I'm pretty much exactly the same - lack of sleep triggers a migraine. I nearly always get a migraine a couple of days into a holiday as well.

Supposedly, some migraines are caused by a difference in blood supply between the brain and the rest of the skull. The problem can actually start in your neck - the muscles pull the scalp too tight. This is more a tension headache, which can trigger a full blown migraine in the susceptible. I get quite a few migraines, that if I don't get painkillers in quickly will make me throw up. Occasionally I get the visual disturbance (sometimes without the headache, which may follow some time later) which is distinctly unpleassant. You have my sympathy (as do the rest of the sufferers)

Robbie Savage? He's a dancer now... what does that say about him?

You have gout. Big toe and ankle are classic. Stop drinking wine and port, and take anti inflammatories. Keep yourself well hydrated. It is cause by urate crystals building up and making the surface rough. A one of blood test may 'prove' it, but it definitely doesn't disprove it. Gout diagnosis is based on what you see, and not necessarily on tests. Operations are available to scrape the crystals off the joints, but you'd need to be nearly crippled to justify that.

I wouldn't worry about it. It'll cost them more to chase the £50 than they would get back. Knowing the cost of all things baby related, they probably still made a profit charging you a fiver! If they charge you again, ring your card company and have the charge cancelled because you haven't authorised it. You have a receipt to say that you have paid to the satisfaction of the shop, and were allowed to leave with the store happy.

Yeah, but when it gives a specific name to the malware program, you do have to think it probably knows what it is talking about.

I'd rather trust Norton when it blocks the site as it is trying to download malware

Spyware site according to Norton.

RIP, a whole team wiped out. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14822582

Let me get this right, you've been a member for 4 years, and that was your first post. Not exactly worth waiting for was it..... Or has it taken you that long to type it like the rest of the illiterate blue few?

I never used to hate them... or Bournemouth for that matter - I always thought of myself as a south coast fan (but Saints were, and always will be 'my team') Now I can't stand Portsmouth for a few reasons - 1. Because they hate us. 2. TCWTB. 3. Robbin' cheating, charity stealing scum, 4. Because I work there (city, not the club!) As for Bournemouth, considering the amount of friendlies we played to help them out, and players loaned over the years, they conveniently forget all that and just want to be Pompey's little brother. Therefore, they now qualify for my distaste.

No, not for me

Gibraltar isn't part of the EU - hence it is tax free, or am I wrong?

Word Up by Gun And I douby many people will have ever seen or heard this, but Ghostbusters by rock band Xentrix

All this **** waving about who has the best fans based on attendance is rather pointless, as it is hard to come up with a decent set of criteria that both sides would find acceptable. My one word on the subject is this: What would you rather have at the start of the season?: 19,000 for a one off (and cheap) friendly, and ~15,000 full payers for league matches* or, 6,000 for a cheap friendly tournament (where you don't actually see you team play a full 90mins vs another team) and then 25,000 full payers for league matches* * = ignoring concessions, freebies, kids, etc.

Nice one. Not much point in thinking about what could be done to Pompey's new stadium seats, as it would seem they are invisible....

+1 Celery is most definitely the food of the devil. Who on earth ever thought about eating it and thought it was a good idea? Side salad. Mostly pointless, with some horrible bitter lettuce or some other disgusting foliage that always is left on the plate after a meal. Butter Beans. Yuk, just yuk. Rice cakes. Like eating a coaster. Earl Grey, or fruit flavoured tea. Tea should taste like tea, not fruit. Leeks. Don't taste like onions, despite what my Dad says. They taste like leeks. Which are not very nice. Tomatoes. Have to be removed before a burger becomes edible. pointless sloppy fruit, that everyone thinks is a vegetable. (Tomato sauce is OK though) Anchovies. How to ruin a pizza/caesar salad. Olives. Unpleasant, and every Italian restaurant tries to squeeze a couple more quid out of you for some. And for the record, as I surprisingly haven't seen it mentioned yet, I Love MARMITE!!!!

i was on holiday in malta, as an all inclusive deal, thought I would try a couple of well known cocktails as they were 'free' Vodka Martini, Shaken, not stirred - Minging. What is James Bond thinking?????