Went into subway last year a couple of days before xmas at about 2am - was ****ed.
For some reason they'd run out of bread and only had one 12" loaf left and there loads of people in the queue behind me.
Girl behind asked if If I could go for a 6" sub, so she could have one too... I just looked at her and then looked at the 'sandwich artist' and said yeah I'll have a 12" meatball sub please.
She was shocked and everyone in the queue was really ****ed off I'd got the last sub - was quite smug walking out tbh, even if most of you think they're crap.