Ohio Saint

A thick crust with a load of cheese on it. Pompey's favourite venereal disease is spreading to every aspect of the city, including it's "football" club

Let's face it, it's not his predictions that are annoying. It's the fact that he is a (insert your favourite curse word here) that is annoying.

I'm so up for this it's ridiculous! It's really gonna be a tough one for us, but I will be devastated if our cup ends here. It's been a great season already as far as I'm concerned, but I'd truly love to see it become fantasticker.

I'm out of the loop a bit here, being overseas and all. I'm also too lazy to read the whole thread or do the research. Can anyone give a list af all the proven paedos and miscreants here please to keep me up to date?

I think pompey are lining up to sign a new Italian striker named Pepperoni.

The more academy players that come through to the first team, the more players we have playing for their old school, and with their old class mates. I can't think of any better bonding than that!

No, they are playing up to our level.

Hopefully Stoke will tire of all the high tempo

oh poo

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How will we know they are nuns?

oooh! We are 8th!

No WUMs yet, must be a fake one.

Get in!!!!!

Frankly Mr. Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck, I've got the 14/15 season breathing down my neck, I must move fast, please understand me, I must burn my books and write new history...

Very, very sad news. This kind of loss is always tragic, but this is at the worst possible time for the lad at his age and the stage of his career. I hope the fans get absolutely behind him.....But I know they will.

Why start now?

Harris tweed kits would be awesome.

Was the crowd made of cardboard cut-outs?

Fixed that for you.

18. West Ham 19. West Ham 20. West Ham I can dream?

You can hold it and control it all you like, but if you don't stick it in there then someone else will beat you to it. Then you are left with having to come from behind. I'd rather get in there quickly and often, let someone else worry about all that holding and stuff.

The admin clock actually goes Tock, tock, tock, tock..........They are no longer allowed any tick due to defaulted payments.

London club, innit.

That is hilarious!! Everyone should check that link.