Saint_Ash

Why? Someone will buy him even if its for a couple of million, use the money to pay Toby the wages he wants.

I suppose that is why Paddy Power are making Xavi the favourite. Frank de Boer should be a good shout for the job I would've thought with his Barca connections.

At doing well in the Champs league for more than a season or two I would expect, getting into the Semi's etc. Someone like Klopp who had done fantastic with Dortmond and came runner up Fifa manager of the year not so long ago or Simeone who is quickly up and coming. We are talking the best team in the world here with Barca but would it be as attractive if Messi leaves?

He's definitely be on their shortlist and is currently 2nd fave with the bookies. Could never begrudge a manager of ours going to Barcelona, that in itself sounds weird after the years we've had. I really like Koeman but I would expect the board to be prepared if he went. Personally I expect Barca to go for someone with more experience.

Wow, a fair few united fans are worried about us and some seem to think a draw will be a good result for them. How they have fallen and we have risen! http://www.redcafe.net/matches/manchester-united-vs-southampton.26/discussion

I actually quite liked Gimme Gimme Gimme as well when I came home drunk from the pub in my early 20s. Pyscho *****es on Sky Arts is excellent with an array of female talent.

I liked all the girls off Smack the Pony. They were funny.

Yeah good shout, I have all of those on Boxset. Can't think of much more that are recent. Not going can be a bit funny at times. Phone shop can be pretty funny.

That's Swansea sliding down the league then if that happens, Bony scored the most goals in the Premier League in 2014.

I was thinking earlier, are there any funny UK sitcoms anymore?

If we lose we should keep in the away fans and turn the lights out. I love the fact that when we have an unruly away fan arrested by police in the ground he goes into the stadium cells and released after the last train back to their place has gone. This used to be the case but not sure anymore.

60% of MLG's stats are correct 100% of the time.

I get what he's saying. I like having a good sing song but sometimes without realising I'm just sat intensely watching the game and sometimes I haven't even moved for about 15 minutes. I also thought the atmosphere around the ground was much better and louder against Arsenal than against Chelsea, that's probably due to the fact that we were all expecting a bit of a battering against Chelsea and being pensive.

It will probably be stretched out for 7 weeks or so, oh shame, he misses the game against us...

1) Big Vic for me, the last two games at home against Chelsea and Arse have epitomised him at his best. He can easily step up to a Champions League team and I'd be more worried about him going than Morgan if I'm honest. 2) Toby number 2, what a defender, reads the games so well and oozes class.

Their defence is awful. Shame we haven't got Mane as his pace in behind would've been a very useful asset. I think we will see 3-5-2 in this game, 3 at the back with the tank Wanyama in front of them to stop Rooney, Van Persie, Falcao, di Maria etc. hopefully Clyne will be fit and with him and Bertrand bombing down the wing getting crosses in for Pelle or Long with the knock downs for Pelle. I believe we have a chance in this game and with a full week of rest behind us we should be firing on all cylinders.

Really enjoy Partridge and Dr Terrible's House of Horrible but I've seen him live for stand up and thought he was very poor, I think his best stuff is written by Armando Iannucci and Peter Baynham.

Be a strange one unless we're not getting either Toby or Bertrand long term or we're confident of a European place and will be padding out the squad with more quality.

I loved it when one of the best midfielders in the Prem (even Europe) falls on his ass due to Morgan's skill. Love it.

Yep, got all the Day todays, Jam and Brass Eye. Genius.

I watched the Rik Mayall documentary, hilarious and sad viewing, gone way before he should have. I agree with pretty much all comments about McIntyre, can't stand the bloke, stupid walk with his bouncy hair and high pitched voice just riles me. Going to see Stewart Francis in May at the Mayflower, saw him when I went to see Ricky Gervaise live as he was the warm up and funnier than Gervaise. Away from stand up I must say I love the Boosh, Flight of the Conchords and Trailer Park Boys.

Would have preferred chambers to Gardos who obviously needs more time as is a bit clumsy and slow to make decisions.

Thought our ref was fairly decent today.

What a game. Thought arse were the better team until we scored and the stuffing was knocked out of them. Second half we were the better team. Big vic was a tank and my motm but Toby was again awesome and was a great change from koeman to move him to the middle towards the end as Gardos seemed a bit error prone to me and a bit panicky although he wasn't too bad as arse has a fair bit of pace, especially the ox. Big kudos to manes goal, looked like a pass but I reckon he meant it as a shot.