SuperMikey

What information is that based on? Lots of others have said that Cortese is looking to change the crest to something more formal. I'd love to see this crest on our new shirt:

Baj is coming in for a lot of unfair stick here I think. Yes, maybe a permanent banning was a bit harsh, but the people that run this forum do it pretty much thanklessly. Deppo will be back one way or another, but rules is rules.

He's at his best in the centre of midfield, but he can play at RB as well. Would add some good versatility to our squad.

Shorter than me.

Good shout.

You should get the UN on this one mate, it's a breach of human rights. Give Geneva a call.

Epic b!tchfight.

Started a game with Wrexham - won the BSP by a clear 12pts in my first season but didn't even get into the Top 3 BSP Manager of the Season awards! B*stards.

Does this mean that Atticus can view the main board now?

He's not found a buyer for his either. You have a PM.

What's he been banned for this time then?

You can actually go to the on-site Bestival box office and upgrade the ticket to adult on the day for an extra £10 if you don't have any valid student ID on you (or if you're not a student and buy my nice ticket).

Hello there, I'm selling my Bestival 2011 ticket because my friend who I was going with can't go, and I don't fancy going on my own! I'll point out here that this is a student ticket, meaning that you have to have an NUS card or some other form of valid Student ID (it needs to be a universal ID, not one for a particular Uni) in order to get in. Gutted not to be going as there's a great line-up this year, which can be found at www.bestival.net, including The Cure, Public Enemy, PJ Harvey, Pendulum, Big Audio Dynamite, Brian Wilson and Primal Scream. Ticket is £160 and it should be posted out around a fortnight before the festival, so I can contact customer services and change the delivery address for the order (I think) and it'll go straight to you. Cheers folks!

Dune is head of the Metropolitan Police.

Great for the club to have a world-class academy without relying on selling those players as well. This is a large part of the solid foundation that Cortese et al. are going to be building on.

Love that new Notts Forest kit - looks great.

Looks like i'm going to be in the Northam - but the real question is 40, 41, 42 or 43...?

Now is the time, folks, For Mikey to go to bed, After a quick w*nk.

Harewood - Not good enough. Ingimarsson - Maybe 5 years ago, he's been crocked for the last 3 years. Cork - Absof*ckinglutely. Owen - Puhlease, like that was ever going to happen.... although maybe him signing the contract was so Fergie could include him in the Chambo deal? Messi - Too lightweight.

Hamster has no grip, On what a true Haiku is, Pity him, Saints Web.

Haikus don't rhyme - you obviously have little understanding of Japanese culture. And yes, I have been on the cider...

I am going to write a very strongly worded haiku to try and convey my emotions on this subject. We wait avidly, For news of season tickets, How much longer, please? OR Prices still unknown, How long shall we all suffer, Please f*cking tell me.

My GILF vote goes to:

Some people will always think that drug use is fundamentally wrong, some people will always think that people should be allowed to do what they want. Drug usage will persist whether we like it or not, and whether it's legal or not. The safest thing to do is to take the power that control of these substances brings out of the hands of the criminals that currently control the world trade and make it safer. Nobody is advocating people getting addicted to heroin, but for those who abuse it then there would be less risk involved and more help at hand should they wish to quit.

Oh f*ck, I was completely over-heated at last year's Glasto and was hoping this year the temperature would be a bit cooler. Never mind.