SuperMikey

No, IQ.

19 bizatch.

£10m up front with £10m in add-ons including club and international appearances. If Joleon Lescott is worth £26m, Chambo is worth £20m.

I don't have adverts because i've paid my f*cking fiver you cheapskates!

Great news, one of the best strikers we've had in a long time. Can imagine he'll be on a fair wedge now!

I just want him to RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

They banned serving them in glasses, so Jesters, Sobar and the other places in Portswood do them in little plastic buckets instead.

Monday night - £5 entry, 50p pints all night. I've had some f*cking quality nights there.

Jesters.

No, Generous.

For an educator, your use of punctuation is awful!

My Mum (a Primary school teacher) has just arrived home after attending a seminar at the University of Winchester on 'Expansive Learning'. It's not all fun and games... And on the subject of holidays, if you saw how hard my Mum worked on her school planning during the 'holiday' that she has then you wouldn't call it a break from work at all. She probably gets about 1 week a year where she has no work to do during the holidays.

Had to get tickets in the re-sale this year after forgetting to buy them when they first went on sale, the thought of missing out altogether was too much to bear! Thankfully managed to get tickets in April. It's always a bit of a scrap to get the tickets, and some always lose out despite being well-prepared. I feel your pain, brother/sister. I keep getting smell-flashbacks of the long-drops though... Ya. Rly.

If you're going with a bunch of mates, get together with them with laptops/computers and be on the website at least 15 minutes before the tickets go on sale. Have lots of browser windows open and hit F5 like a motherf*cker. Eventually you will get through, it's not as hard as people think really. Had my tickets within 2 hours every time i've tried.

It's the version by The Skids that Saints currently come on to, not the U2/Green Day version.

You can pay an extra £200 (on top of the £200 for the ticket) to get a spot in the Tangerine Fields. You get your tent pitched for you, airbed, chairs, barbeque area, hot showers and flushing toilets. When I go again in 2013 I would love to go in a camper van.

Thinking of doing Exit in Serbia next year, anyone been? Oh, and Pyramid headliners will be: Lady Gaga (Will be absolutely huge by then, needs to counter-balance the other two headliners) Metallica (Said they would love to play Glastonbury, Eavis is branching out genre-wise with the addition of more hip-hop and metal to the festival) The Rolling Stones (Seemingly un-bookable, but I reckon they'll close the festival in 2013 - if they're not all dead by then that is)

I thought the MOD were making cuts to defence?

Helped a young couple (mid 20s) push a buggy containing their 13-month twin sons through knee-deep mud at Glasto this weekend. Nothing wrong with taking the kids as long as you put them first.

100%, that's an easy one. How about this... Would you rather: Chop both of your hands off OR Chop your tongue off.

Of course those clubs would take DMG, but for me he wouldn't be good enough as a first-choice striker for our current squad (basically last season's squad). The Forest fans think he's absolute gash.

Maybe CrazyDiamond caught DMG on a poor run of form (which is pretty likely as he was shocking all season). If you offered the David McGoldrick of 3 seasons ago to our current team, I wouldn't pick him ahead of Lambert, Barnard or probably even Connolly (if he wasn't in the treatment room). Just a matter of opinion I guess.

He was a sh!t player in a sh!t team. He may have worked well alongside a player like Lambert, but in that season he was f*cking awful. Was so shocked when we got £1m for him from Forest!

McGoldrick was sh!t. Maynard would be the best signing of the 3.

Just back from Glasto, I watched The Chemical Brothers who were outstanding. F*ck Coldplay - bland as sh!t.