SuperMikey

I wish I had taken a picture now, that was something to show the grandkids fo' sho'. Trousers, you can doubt it all you want, but I swear to god, it was literally that big. The result of a few big meals and two and a half days of constipation.

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Could do a great job on a 1 year contract. Bags of experience at all levels, he's the tough tackling midfielder we're looking out for.

This is true, but it was a really big sh!t. There was a good 5" sticking out of the water. It was like a side of beef.

I thought Danns signed a new contract with Palarse the other day?

We know, darling, we know.

You should PM that to Dune, he'd sh!t out his kidneys with laughter if he heard that.

No, Balotelli was carrying a knee injury last night, he didn't play.

Interesting fact; I once weighed myself before and after a big sh!t, and my dump had weighed approximately 1 stone. Beat that, daddyo.

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Claridge (And that was my 3000th post!)

I reckon if we get anyone else it'll be another loan.

The Divine Comedy - A Short Album About Love Remains one of my favourite albums ever, Neil Hannon is honestly one of the best British songwriters to have lived just behind Lennon and Bowie imho.

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No way was Lescott worth the £20m+ they paid for him, utterly ridiculous. He's gash. Looks like the Citeh team are starting to gel though, they could well be challenging for the title based on that game.

He did mention about hopefully getting in another player before Saturday in the BBC Guly interview. Sounds like we're making waves in the market now, I suspect Pardew and co. wanted to see how we started the season before making bids for players that we may not need.

I reckon we should put out a strong-ish side with a few changes. We need a win on Saturday, so can't risk tiring out the older players in the squad like Jaidi and Connolly. -------------------------------BART------------------------------ BUTTERFIELD----------FONTE----------MARTIN-----------HARDING ------------------------------WOTTON--------------------------- ------------DO PRADO------SCHNEIDERLIN--------LALLANA-------- ---------------------LAMBERT---------BARNARD------------------ Subs: Davis, Seaborne, Mills, Dickson, Hammond, Chamberlain, Puncheon

Why not? Wayne Rooney is technically Irish, would you kick him out of the team?

[To the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit] Here he is now It's Do Prado He left Cesena For Southampton And he's gonna Win promotion For us all here At St. Mary's Guly, Guly, Guly, Guuuly Guly, Guly, Guly, Guuuly

Good signing by the looks of it, although i'm inclined to wait and see how he does in his first few games. Sounds like just what we need though!

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Agree on the Bottled Cider and the Madras Pastry.

The Passage by Justin Cronin. It's massive, but it's a very good read so far.

Apparently the entire last 30 minutes of the film is a blood-drenched fight scene. Can't wait for this film!

Bale's second was phenomenal. This guy is turning into a real world-class footballer. Wales to win World Cup 2014 with him and Ramsey!