SuperMikey

He was playing for Tooting & Mitcham two seasons ago, forgive him for being a bit rough around the edges. He may have had some crap games, but what player doesn't? He was excellent in the JPT final and was a key part of our resurgence in the league by coming off the bench and nicking a few important goals and assists. His performance against Bristol Rovers in the FA Cup was top notch too, he ran absolutely everything in that game.

Heard from a reliable source that the surprise is.... .....the announcement of the signing of Skacel.

Yup, should imagine the OS has a lot of traffic right now.

I thought it was alright tbh, not great but not half as bad as some of the other 'comedy' on TV nowadays.

Just in case you'd forgotten... [video=youtube;Fl-3vWgNm1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-3vWgNm1c

I'd be ecstatic if we can sign Antonio, he was excellent for us last season in some really important games. He's the type of player we're currently missing in the squad as well, somebody with the pace and power to beat his man. Reading were wanting close to £1m for him though, and i'd be surprised if they let him go for what we were offering (£500k), which is still crazy money for a young player untested above L1 whose contract expires at the end of the year.

Norwich have been absolutely shocking, reckon Lambo will give them a real bollocking at HT and bring Grant Holt on, but can't see them getting back into it tbh. May be a bit of a fluke where Watford are concerned, because they really don't have any strength in depth and are relying a lot on young players like we did when we went down. However, Malky Mackay is a good man manager and motivator, so if he can put a little bit of magic into those youngsters, they could become a force. Norwich will come good though, the quality in their squad will come through later in the season.

Wow. 25 minutes in and Norwich are 2-0 down. Wouldn't have predicted that! Danny Graham looks very useful up front, and Watford's RM (Don Cowie) is a quality player, he'll come into the game later.

So, the season kicks off with Norwich vs Watford. Andy Surman making his debut for Norwich tonight, could be a good season for him as Norwich look a good side and have made some very astute signings. Can't wait until tomorrow now!

She is, quite literally, always pregnant. The dirty cow.

SCENE - Int. Seedy Bar, Night Minty, his face in silhouette, sits alone in the corner of an empty bar, with only a cigarette and a double scotch for company. [Enter Thedelldays] TDD: Minty, what happened when you posted corner tactics on Saintslist? [Minty grimaces, takes a drag on his cigarette and leans forwards] M: That was a long time ago, kid. You don't wanna go dragging up the past. Ya might get hurt. TDD: Oh, please tell me. I'll tell you the story about the time I dressed up as a woman on a submarine! [Minty eyeballs the young sailor, downs his scotch and reclines in his chair] M: Okay, i'll tells ya...

Alpine_saint or DBP? Turkish or Cabbage_face?

Whose moustache has the bigger surface area: Burt Reynolds or Kirstie Allsopp?

Good player, but wouldn't want that scumbag anywhere near my club.

Cheddar or Edam?

Wow, that was amazing. Can't wait to see them at Reading now!You all missed out by sleeping...wusses!

Anyone else watching? Amazing show so far!

The only thing I like about you is your avatar

Playing live at Madison Square Garden tonight, it's being streamed on YouTube from 3am. I'm actually going to stay up and watch it, and if you're reading this now before 3am, I suggest you do as well. They're phenomally good live, and their new album is a cracker. Anyone else seen them live before? It's a shame they gig so infrequently around these parts, their set at Reading may be the last we see of them in the UK for a while unfortunately

Excellent news, very relieved that he's signed a new contract as I really don't have any faith in Forecast. Bart was excellent when he stepped in for KD.

Phoned Talksport up but they said they had enough callers talking about PFC

I'll say you've had a pint of vodka as well

I agree actually, and i'm a Lib Dem! If he was MP for any area other than Portsmouth & Havant, he would've been laying into them. Might actually phone Talksport up tonight, those presenters are complete kn*bs.

Anyone else listening to Talksport? Mike Hanc*ck is talking out of his arse! "I'd hate to think how much this pointeless endeavour by HMRC has cost the taxpayer - why did they have to pick on poor old Pompey?"