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In fact , I've changed my mind, please all run onto the pitch. That'll mean the pubs will be empty and I'll get served quicker.

can we have a thread for German terrace songs? Stand us in good stead for our European Tours starting in 2014.

Pitch invasions are the equivalent of doing skids on floorboards in your socks. ie for 8 year olds.

Would have loved Benali to bite Dickov

only saw their first goal before leaving.

you could have walked into a bookies and named your own price for both Spanish teams to concede 4. Amazing.

I'm hoping it was tongue in cheek,

OTT I reckon. 4 games would have been enough

Hants v Worcs Hants won toss and batted, 113-1 Hampshire James Adams © Michael Carberry Liam Dawson George Bailey James Vince Sean Ervine Adam Wheater (W) Christopher Wood David Balcombe Danny Briggs James Tomlinson

Doesn't God wear a dress? The fat poof.

exactly, we are just at the start of the 'next takeover' , although we do not know which multi multi multi millionaire this will be yet.

is God homophobic then?

Twin grass bird

Rod Reed Guess nope . I Give up

by speeding. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-22263047 I bet he will say ' Never been to Poole in my life, never even heard of it'

Reading to win 20-0 Couldn't care less about Reading, but wish Twitchy nothing but pain and misery

about 2,000 baggies have bought tickets in the home end I have (made up ) heard. WBA need a bigger stadium

a lot of high horses being ridden today

Think I'll just wait and pay cash on the door on the day.

I'm proud to be British, but i'm proud every day , not just when I'm told to be proud.

I think this shows that he will make very sensible decisions in the buying market when it comes to central defenders. Matalan jeans and World Quality Defenders are inextricably linked.

Absolutely this.

I haven't got your whistle, and if I did , I wouldn't hide it there

ironically, I bet he ends up signing for Chelsea in the summer because of the fall out from this.

I'm struggling to think of who might beat them hands down for this title