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I haven't got your whistle, and if I did , I wouldn't hide it there

ironically, I bet he ends up signing for Chelsea in the summer because of the fall out from this.

I'm struggling to think of who might beat them hands down for this title

Luis Suarez ‏@luis16suarez 1m I'm sad for what happened this afternoon, I apologize Ivanovic and all football world for my inexcusable behaviour. I'm so sorry about it!!

second offence too, big ban last time when he was at Ajax

I'll be posting from my lagoon side retirement home on Jupiter

to be honest, even if they were given +10 points to start next season, they will still struggle and finish in the bottom half dozen.

reports of a plane crash in Washington , i have no further details than that. source ; my daughter via twitter edit : doesn't seem to be that bad, small plane, only pilot died, bad for the pilot obviously

Fleetwood?

I'd delete the OP for asking a stupid question

bah humbug

In my job we were looking a buying a building that had one of the major UK charities as a tenant. This charity had over £150m cash in the bank at that time. Why isn't it spending every penny it raises?

I do loads to help charity. I 'like' every appeal that comes up on facebook. What more can I do! I practically cured cancer by myself.

All hail Mr Cortese

2 of the last 3 winners of the Europa league play in red and white stripes

Top_Gun is your man for this.

what would be the point of that?

Man U player Man U Player, Chelsea player, Man City player, Man U player, Chelsea player, Arsenal Player, Chelsea player , Swansea player (token player from outside top 4 chosen to show writer knows his football) Man U player, Liverpool player

I expect the decision would have been made months ago. So bit late now, maybe vote for the next kit.

I know it's supposed to be a bit of fun, but if the skates did that and proved that they were unable to read, we would be merciless on them.

Hi Poppy

yes, but it was in 1973.

done and good luck

nicked by me for fb

Not since Jade Goody died has the country been so united in grief