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Firms like dial-a-phone and such like. There deals seem half decent, can these type of companies be trusted or do you just end up paying full whack?

It can, if the thread was titled 'what do you think about praying' But when it's specific to a certain person, most likely the OPs friend, then you shut the ***** up.

go on then. PM me.

early goal to madrid, then total Spurs dominance as Real sit back. Finish 3-1 to Spurs.

Thornden RULZ! OK!

the ID parade was fun. 'So Sir, Please identify the man who shot you'

anyway, the shirt would just cover my username tattoo that I have

It would have been the name of a youth team player. So no. I would have been arrested for perversion.

looks like a cock

I asked my mate, Christian, he knew nothing about this. So don't tar all Christians with the same brush. The bloke on Eastenders however.........

or red/white versions of these...

to keep all parties happy!!

seller is clearly a thief judging by his selling history.

Does she wear a burkha when having a baby? So the doctor can't see her face, but it is alright for him to have both his hands shoved up her.

Portugal had sold Ronaldo to Spain for €100m or something to reduce it's debts.

Got Tiger at 28/1 this morning.. Come on my son!!

Having Maths and English GCSEs should be a minimum requirement as well for new drivers. Just to show that the driver at least has some basic level of intelligence.

If you get to meet Mr Thompson, I can give you a lift.

is this a question or a statement

I'm going to watch ITV all day today. That'll show the BBC we are not to be messed with.

a deal has been reached.

These cuts are more drastic than I thought

Right, let me get this straight. We need to meet at Waterloo at 8pm, wearing ABBA Jumpsuits with braces and Fred Perry T-Shirts. Then we are going to storm WH Smiths. I'm in.

He will be at St Marys next season. When Blackpool play here.

The club should just leave a sheet of paper and some crayons on each seat at the next home match. Entries then posted in a big box next to Teds statue. Then an online vote for the best effort via the club website.