Hatch

I've eaten swordfish before and it was lovely, so I guess if I was ever in a restaurant that offered Dolphin on their menu, I must say I would be tempted to try it. Can't imagine it would be that different.

one i used last night, 'Going to see a man about a dog'

something to do with taking a dump in a plant pot after a corporate do... So said a mate, who once went in a taxi , who had a plumber around his house...

more downsides to upsides surely...?

Isn't Man City based in Moss Side, home from home and all that.

is it pronounced Font or Font-ee or Font-ay

Where do these 'Danger , Thin Ice' signs suddenly spring up from, I'm sure they are not there all year round, and I can't imagine the council rush around and stick them in the middle of all the lakes when the freeze comes. Must be magic I guess.

I like their shoot on sight policy.

anyone else not really surprised by this sort of news.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8449250.stm I assumed it was kids when I first heard the story, turns out they were middle aged men. Some people have no sense . Morons.

Hatch shrugs shoulders and moves on

gutted. Wont sleep now

Emmanuel Adebayor

Mr Lowe wasn't it.

I wont tell Jose, if you wont.

My New Years Resolution was to kill someone. So far, I am still failing at it.

I don't feel very well

Who is Rudi Skacel with now?

Do bookies still have a max payout as well, Used to be about £100,000 last time I looked.

one of these fine gentlemen,,, Whittingham Cardiff 13 Chopra Cardiff 11 Fryatt Leicester 11 Maynard Bristol City 10 Boyd Peterborough 9 Johnson Middlesbrough 9 Simpson QPR 9 Cleverley Watford 8 Adam Blackpool 7 Cardiff boys could be likely seeing as the club has run out of sheep ****ging tokens

He plays for Watford, although owned/registered/belonged by The Arsenal

That **** at leeds

Ladbrokes are correct.

SA call up Tahir into squad for 4th test

Victor Moses