Hatch

Someone grab that bell, we can pawn it for a fiver

Very good. Hatch Likes.

Great isn't it. An extra 5 pints for me tonight in celebration.

Destroyed. No doubt.

From what I've seen of New Zealand it still seems to be 1978.

Their stewards don't deserve to get paid. The co

Probably makes him a cert for the Bangladesh tour , seeing as few 'seniors' may be rested.

29th Feb

Trivial Pursuit

Why is there nothing at all on their official website about this?

Maybe they could ask 'Arry to pay back some of his 'fees'

Trying to organize a shoe waving protest for tonight.

When Arsenal stuff them 15-0 tonight, they will blame it all on the tax man.

yellow newsflash thingy....

2009 has been shyte. Good job i'm a Schizo and able to hide it.

Him and his family are scum, its ingrained into them from an early age.

Butlins at Bognor. They do those 80s weekends **** fests

Taylor v Lewis could be a belter if Lewis keeps up his current form.

What does jailbroken mean? I'm young and naive.

Times like these are when its good to know loads of Club Wembley ticket holders.

Spent over £30m I think, including £10m on one player, who is only a sub these days

oh,, and Mourinho to Bolton in the summer. With World Cup winning Capello as his assistant.

Wigley!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Talk about out of the frying pan and into the biggest erupting volcano in the world.

JLS

Nice one.