Hatch

No problem for me. I would view it as a bonus. I'd get the ouija board out straight away

That was quite amusing.. Through the whole show ' We have no intention of seeing him' Gazza spotted in Portugal .......'Oh, well ,maybe we will go and see him after all'

Bloody Masons getting involved as well now

Not even the fittest girl in basshunter

He would still get into our team even after 10 bottles of Vodka,

Colin Clarke??

Poor little lad, The authorities should send him over to Barbados for a couple of weeks to help him over the trauma.

Matt Jansen , ex-Blackburn.

I thought Topman is where you went after you outgrow Mothercare?

Has anyone ever left Pompey without receiving some sort of threat from their moronic supporters.

Just seen the replay on Setanta now, Looks more like a red every time I see it.

£2 a pint of anything in the 3 elms today

The whole Man Utd squad had money on a 3-0 win. That can be the only reason they only scored 3. Was about as one sided as me against my 6 year old daughter in the back garden.

Seeing bins with holes in reminds me of our defence

Yeah, lets have a hunks in trunks thread instead, if that's more your thing.

Going to hold back on the drinking tomorrow afternoon so i don't miss the final

Seen a pic of him on the Beeb website. He looks a bit freaky, therefore fitting right in with Dr Who fans.

Mick should start tomorrow. Stick the number 8 shirt on him and shove him out there.

Ideal Bird.

Is that KPs bird??

I work for an Israeli company, if anyone tries to bomb me I will get the right hump.

Agreed, Windsor went top of the league with a 2-0 win against Uxbridge. The Royals are going UP!!!

and Man City are at Fratton Park next weekend. Come Bridgey, score another goal against them shytes.

Various best bets. Man Utd 3/10 draw 9/2 Saints 12/1 Saints to win 1-0 28/1 Man Utd to win 4-0 (14/1), 5-0 (28/1), 6-0 (80/1). 10-0 (500/1) 0-0 draw 16/1 First scorer D McG 12/1 , BWP 14/1 Surman & Lallana 25/1

Davis- Forecast - Bialkowski Plus 8 defenders.