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no news is , umm, exactly that no news. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/tough-start-to-get-tougher-for-pompey-1-6155810

exactly this, We could have a stronger squad in 6 weeks time.

how long did that take ?

Hopefully buying a Serbian will encourage him to stay

not sport related. When I got mugged. Mugger ' I'll stab you' Me : I bet you don't he did.

and if he scores at West Ham Immers hammers hammers

have Real Madrid not signed Jed Wallace yet?

What does she look like, anyone got her number ?

What VFTT said.

Won't his mates read this and give him a heads up anyway.

Hope they get knocked out in Champions League qualifiers.

GAzzaniga needs to sort his barnet out

the web developers have gone to Liverpool,

surely he will win the short stage into London

12 months ago, that would have been brilliant business Now, not so sure. 12 months forward, both Liverpool and Man Utd in about 7th and 8th. Saints in 4th. Two fingers!

Fulham new adidas shirt

One of our best signings back in the day

f^cking hell, just F^cking hell. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28034427

fat ****.

I'm counting Lambert as well

not applicable.

They will even sell you a virtual pint for £10. You don't get one, but if you did it would look just like the one Catlin is drinking.

Wont be long before the pikeys turn up and nick the LED off the roof.

I'd let Rickie **** my girlfriend , as for Poch, he can have my wife.