Guan 2.0

Ha, what a ****ing tool. Moment of conception I think you'll find, not moment of contraception. As a man, you'll never have to go through it, but most importantly, the reason we use scientific language in such matters rather than emotional and 'belief' based language is that it is based on scientific processes and judgements. A quick question for the poster and anyone who think along similar lines as above. If women continue to have abortions along current guidlines, which of the following will happen? A) Women will have abortions, and it won't affect you. B) Sharks will develop into bipedal land breathing deadly fish, and eat us for our inhumanity. C) Anyone who has had an abortion or supported a womens right to one, will be sent to Nazi hell with the and only the above posters and J. Hunt will surviving. Mods, can we have a poll please?

Shuttup you, it's obviously so Clotese can build a snack creche were he can eat babies, looser floorboards so he can stash the BVI gold, and a monkey-chicken petting zoo, of course.

So true, you only have to read back over to see stuff like "this will be in the nationals tomorrow" The result? Sweet FA in the press. Just because some on here are a bunch of squinnying ****s, they presume everyone else must be. Last year, Nicola Clotese (LOL) claimed he was 43, this year he says he's 44. Which is it Nikki? Best get your story straight. #Don'tswallowSFClies

Does anybody else else think we should have bought a LB (left back ) in the summer? I've just started thinking this, and haven't been able to find anyone else who feels this way on the post match threads thus far this season.

Ha, what a **** name.

Didn't Saints have some guy called Higgins back in the day, who was overly fond of the children in his charge?

Yeah, it's just like North Korea or Cuba over here. And it's still not worth hundreds of thousands of pounds of our money just to give the Police a rap on the knuckles.

Note that I only highlighted the amount in my post. I agree it was wrong, but I think £250 per man would have been appropriate. I don't see how depriving the taxpayer (you know, the people who fund the police) of just shy of £200,000 in the current economic climate, because a few peeps who couldn't go an afternoon without a drink missed watching their rugby team hoof it at the Ethiad, is a 'brilliant result'.

Wow. How is that a good thing?

"My dear sir, I quite agree", said Stephen, putting down his coffee. O'Brian gives us a full story, Forester 'saves' us by looking the other way

Reading the quotes from POL reminds me of the delusions of 'El Supremo' in C.S. Forester's 'The Happy Return' (well worth a read, btw).

If you were based in birmingham, you too would look for any excuse to clap and get offended when others didn't, if only to take your mind from your predicament. We should pity these souls, not condemn them.

Was about to smileyface but no need now

Did somebody say we were first on match of the day?

I always imagined your good self dancing around the asian areas of the olympic village, dancing gangnam style, and offering emo makeovers in return for favours?

His record so far points to an insecure pseud who, try as he might to present himself as an iconoclast, constantly exposes himself for what he actually is - a third rate troll. Especially in his employment as a defense as that of an over eager devils advocate, or even worse, the 'top gear defense'.

At Tranmere, my mate nick kept in giving it the 'calm down, calm down' arms. At 3-1, he started singing, "we're going to win 4-1", which he carried on, modifying the scoreline as appropriate, despite my urging to the contrary. At 3-3, he went to start up "we're going to win 4-3", but was stopped by a number of blows to the back of his head. After turning to the guy behind him and saying it was way over the top (I had warned nick that it wasn't the smartest move), I asked him if he was ok. Incredibly, he insisted that he was fine, had not been punched, and had just gone to put his head in his hands due to the scoreline. When I pointed out that the back of his ear was bleeding, he said that Tranmere fans had thrown coins at him (bear in mind I was stood directly next to him, towards the back of the stand). Even after the match had finished, on the coach home (and to this day), he still sticks to this story. He Even told fellow Saints fans (who enquired after his injuries) on the coach how angry he was at the 'dirty' Tranmere fans and would come back to 'get' them. I didn't believe that mental gymnastics like that existed anywhere else is this world, until I read Corp Ho's posts on the PTS thread in the lounge

Anybody know who the player on the far right of the mural is? Looks like he could be useful in a midfield scrap.

Neil Allen. It was a slow news week (mind you, those within the offices of The News have always been a bit slow.

Care to share?

Was gutted to see him turn out for pompey.

[video=youtube;IwBUkuY-K00]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBUkuY-K00

Ha ha, seriously, I have some good sources. But I've never heard to many bad things about the man in question, I know those who had prevously cushy numbers (Mcmenemy and son with their highly payed ambassadorial/dodgy transfer roles with redknapp, respectively) who were then were told "everyone buys a ticket" had a bit of a meltdown, but not too many. I'm just wondering why these awful truths about Cortese have yet to come out? It would be like the Cold war era Soviets having proof that the moon landing was faked, but only hinting at on message boards, and inventing nicknames like 'capitalist cultist' and Lyndon BJ!!!111 Seriously, if this stuff is bad, I'll support you. I just want to know what it is!

So what is this deep dark secret about Cortese? Can someone tell me?

How about.. Something something "Having spoken to Nicola, we realised that we have a lot of Common ground. And although we have had our differences in the past, we both want what is best for Southampton FC, which is why I am happy to put our issues to rest. Come on you Saints" Done.