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I think the laws are actually ok - it's the application of the laws that's the problem. Referees never seem to yellow card anybody for dissent, and diving goes unpunished all the time. If there was a crackdown - say first 5 games of next season the FA let it be known that the laws will be strictly applied then a) there would be carnage - Terry or Rooney would go for 2 bookables for dissent in the first 45 of the first game but b) we might see the game played more cleaning. Of course due to c) the massive outcry in the media and from the PFA it'll never happen

That was superb - cheers Kraken.

Is it free now that Steve's company are hosting it?

Dignitas I think, or maybe a long swim off the coast of Southern Australia...

His report when we relegated Wimbledon from the Premiership was superb. "Where were you when you were good!"

genuine laugh out loud...

St Lucia, having breakfast. My mates dad appeared on CNN later in the day (his sister was on the Lockerbie plane so his dad is now an expert on airport security) just to top off how surreal it all was. First time I felt hated as a westerner - most of the indigenous population of St Lucia seemed to think it was funny / brilliant.

my experience of having lived and work in London, Paris, Sydney, KL, HK, Boston, San Francisco, Auckland, Singapore etc. is that there are arseholes everywhere, whether they are white, black, brown, pink or yellow, male, female, gay or straight (or both). I sometimes wonder if the whole human race is actually united in common hatred of everybody else. This forum bears out this theory...

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yes, yes & **** yes

It could easily be life threatening, my mum is on intensive care in Southampton at the moment and the bloke next to her is in a serious condition because he fell off a ladder trying to get into his own house as he'd locked himself out. Only fell a few feet and landed on his head. My old neighbour fell over and cracked his head on a curb stone and it was touch and go for about 3 weeks. *If* it is the bouncers, I hope it's on CCTV and the thick lunk goes down. Get well soon Dan

With transfers yes. Paying himself a massive packet in wages in dividends, no

When I was at the FA a couple of weeks back, he parked next to me - he's got a lovely Aston Martin. the arse (jealousy is indeed involved in that statement)

QPR stockpiling gits http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/qpr-stockpiling-gits-201108254237/

****ing fair play to her

Liking the Fantasy Football reference there

this

I would like to see Anonymous ditch Guy Fawkes and go for Cortese masks - that would be awesome and I for one would welcome our new italian overlords

I'd like to meet the big lad in the black cap in this video: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14456065 What an absolute budgie, deserves a ****ing kicking.

Good luck to Alex, take your chance nipper. **** off to Mark, you're a ****

So Nigel, did you smash it?

Thank you Adam, you blew away my hangover!!!!

and shockingly I seem to remember this was the first time since 1986!

Was there for that - somehow managed a pub crawl from Coventry back to Pimlico where I lived with the help of BR. Happy days

http://www.sceneric.com/content/Home/News/sceneric-strategy-assists-football-league.html Based on the link, I know Football League Interactive (and therefore Saints) are working their upmost to ensure the player, and the websites, are improved this year and over subsequent seasons so hopefully full HD is a go-er. Think I might invest in a pass this year myself (though trying to get the kids down to SMS more this year). Told you I'd post it Mark