so22saint

No, it's because their fans and players are, and always have been, ****s.

I still like "We've got Sol but he's not a soldier" at Notts County. Big fan of that one though - I've got a feeling it will be true for every week of this season.

Thinking of taking my 2 kids to their first Saints game this weekend - Chapel the best stand for them? My son's only 3 and I'm worried that if I take him into the Northam he'll beat the **** out of someone :-)

who cares to be honest

He did a cracking job tarmaccing my driveway

I LOL'd far too loud at that. After all the crap of the past 5 seasons, it's nice to have posts about who would get it on telly back again

Indeed. And we both won. And I spent £30 on the phone to the Dell to hear the game....

I bought a shirt in Penang when backpacking which was red and white stripes, Sanderson sponsored but Sheffield Wednesday on the badge. It was the night before the Everton game and if we or SW won, we stayed up so I took it as a sign. Cost me 25p

big pile of ****. Rovers score to make it 3-2

Nice one Glen - I think you should stick your Ryanair blog on there as well, that cracked me up

Vincent Pericard.... christ on a bike

Scoring more than one goal would be a good start.

agreed - it's a ****ing stupid term and I hold it directly responsible for Rupert Lowe and relegation :-) (i'm actually in agreement with you ART and wish people would stop posting it.)

Agreed!

My mate who lives opposite her is divorcing his wife. He's going to sell his house therefore. We're advising to put it on ebay and mention it's opposite Lucys. Thoughts?

+1,000,000

At least they gave him a season! :-) I take it you would rather we all jump on a Pardew out bandwagon, and then hound out the next bloke in charge after 4 games. give it time...

Idiotic short termism is killing this country - I can still remember the clamour for Ferguson's head after 4 years at Man U and bugger all (well nearly bugger all). Then look what happened.

He lives in Weeke in Winchester, about 4 roads from Lucy Pinder. His Bentley broke down outside my kids school last year as he was leaving his house. Could be right!

Pretty good game, I'll settle for that on the opening day. Good result all round really as I'd hope it points out that we also need some new players to the new board.

Who give us toss what other people think. Man Utd gave up the chase? Right.... Sounds like a closet Manc to me

What about a 30 ft wide fondue set in the car park where you dip in entire baguettes... I'll get my coat.

some of our fans our still complete ****s

Well pleased with this - welcome aboard Alan. Alan Pardew's red and white army!

yep - got Leicester promoted at the first attempt, kept us up, has a good track record.