Crouchie's Lawyer

Thurs - Drove to Newquay with teh Mrs, my mate and his Mrs. Stayed in static caravan. Got drunk in teh evening and played Scene it and Taboo. Fri - Went surfing for the first time ever. Twas fun. Evening meal in a local restaurant. Sat - Tried to surf again but due to bad weather coming from Wales, winds were too much and water was very choppy. Gave up after short time. Went back to Caravan for teh secks with Mrs and watched a few DVD's. Evening had fish and chips and got drunk. Played Taboo. Sun - Drove back from Newquay (to Fareham) in 3 Hours 25 mins!!! :supz: Spent afternoon watching TV catching up and watched footy in the evening. Early night. Didnt wanna get up for work this morning. 9.27/10

iPod = secret code for dirty knickers

Im going to enter next year and not say a thing, just sit there. Im bound to win!

How the fook did that boring tw*t win? The only thing I can think of is that there was no major 'public love character' like Pete last time. Sure Mikey is blind but he annoyed a lot of people and as such wouldnt of had loadsa supporters. The whole of Wales must have stuck together and voted for boring which is why she won.

You're right Jilleh, its Mermaid

WSS, I scratched my ar$e while in your pub, I want £400 (it bled) too.

Any adults that take their kids to pubs are skanks IMO. Get a baby sitter or miss out. A pub is not the environment for a kid and this point shows this. Sure a restuarant meal which you take the rug rats to on a Sunday is fine but taking kids to a pub so you can get drunk is just plain wrong.

Ill reserve the Soldier Girl for later if I may. Thanks

Try using it without the wheel, just the controller. I dont use the wheel as its harder

I passed my test officially first AND second time. FACT. I think I would pass, but as above mentions, would incur a few 'minor points'

Fish stinks of fish, dont eat much of it

Think we did this one a while back? I was rubbish

You dont have it you tool! (I've seen b-anter)

Auto's are a dream to drive mate. It was my first Auto car and I was sceptical at first about driving one but once I drove it, I loved it. Its a dream to drive and the fact its Auto just makes it better! Its comfort driving at its best!

Must be close mates if you poke each other!

Like lions waiting to pounce....

Seen that before, but in all fairness, the brunette with the mini camel toe he was staring at is fit as!

Glad im not the only one who thinks Junk is Spunk. Been there once, not many fitties and not my kind of music.

I know, shockingly sheet are'nt I!? I was topping it all the way to the green, 15 yards at a time!

Funny you should say this as I once mishead what my parents said to me. I had an ear ache and went to see the doctors. He told my Mum I had an ear infection and I wouldnt be able to hear very well. Mum took me into school slightly late and I was trotting off ahead of her and she said to me, "Remember to tell your teachers you cant hear", knowing I was half deaf and wasnt really listening, she said "now what did I just say", oblivious to the situation and having not clearly heard what my Mum said I replied "Yes, yes, yes. Remember to tell the teacher mummy has diarrhea"!

More to the point, why does someone who (I'm presuming) lives in a non rural area in Brum own a gun? The father should be held responsible for leaving a gun lying around and not locked away in a gun cupboard!

Mario Kart. Amazing. Fact

I drive through Winchester every day and can confirm I see a lot of women of the asia persuasion on a daily basis

Care to hint who said lady maybe?

I lol'd!