Crouchie's Lawyer

Tomorrow: Driving up to 'The Old Thorns golf club & spa hotel' in Liphook with the Mrs, and two mates and their Mrs's. Stopping off for a pub lunch on the way. Playing golf in the afternoon while the girls hit the spa for their treatments. (I cant play golf for sh!t!) Nice two course meal in the evening followed by a lot of drinking. Sat: Lazy lie in, Sauna, steam room, swim etc in the morning while the girls hit the spa for more treatments. Drive back early arvo. Over a mates house for a few smokes, pizza and playing Mario Kart, Pro Evo and wii Golf. Sun: Long lie in and chillin like a villain

Its group 16. You may struggle to find a firm willing to insure you as your under 25, but if you find one and are interested, let me know. It is a wicked car and im only selling due to getting a new company car.

I looked again before scrolling down (knowin the answer would be revealed) and noticed it. Bet she gives a good hand job!

I'd f*ck her

Did Glitter play at this gig last night? I heard he was in the area...

I could not hear it in Fareham. That is all.

War huh? What is it good for?

When me and my sister where under 18 my Mum had 4 kid's knee's FACT

That last one MB, is it meant to be 'normal' hence the mind f*ck? I cant see anything? Or am I being captain McSpazz?

getting? No, I normally take mine off before I go to bed. Im pretty sure most other blokes do too. HTH

Stop following it then!

Effort!

I never knew they did so many of those adverts. Propper lol'd at some of those. Think my favourite has to be the mouse trap one, the very last "goo" at the end!

Ah beat me to it! I too am surprised that I havent seen many Rotty's or Dobermans with tails

That is because you can no longer legally remove the tails. FACT My aunty (for legal reasons I would like to state it wasnt actually her which birthed them, it was her dog) had a litter of 10 Rotty's last year which is when I found out. I really wanted to keep one of the little blighters but she flogged them at £350 a pop each!

Dare I say rule 1?

[-X How is sense? Havent seen the old beggar for years!

The takeaway one is funnier!

I have included a Parkers valuation to show a 'good' condition one sold privately is worth in the region of £6870, from a dealer its £7200 ish so for £6800 to get a mint condition one is a bargain! PM me for more details

While we are at it, depressing ourselves with loss money on cars, I have a mint condition silver Audi A4 3.0ltr Quattro Sport Tiptronic Auto 2002 51 plate, 52k miles, MOT May 09, Tax Dec 08 full leather interior, full Audi service history, hidden tow bar, electric throughout, bose sound system. I bought it for £10,000 October 2007. Im looking for £6800 for it now as company car forces sale. The car market has screwed me out of £3200 in less than 1 year! Any offers?!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1611723.ece Link to Sun story. Was outside Peter Nash's garage! :shock: There is a takeaway opposite the garage :shock: ... (Queue someone adding the picture of him with a 'takeaway')

Argh, just down t'road from me! I have just found glitters smilie, catching a young chick :smt117

It can only be classed as a one two, if it were reciprocated. Glitter just gave him one!

And slightly more fighting...

Crouchie house is worth £2m! :shock: Seriously though, it has to be Pompey he is hiding in although I'd be surprised if there was a street with accumulative value of £2m let alone one house!