Crouchie's Lawyer

I can cope with the snotty nose, but what peaces me off is the sore, tickley throat. I had the first signs of a cold yesterday which was the slightly runny nose and a metalic tasting sore throat. Where you constantly feel you need to hock a lugger. F*cking hate colds. That is all

Their lines have been rammo'd since the whole cellar incident, so I doubt you will get through

Saw her today while I was working up at ITV. We were on the roof of one of the studios (which is where her dressing room is) and as I walked around the corner, she was squatting down having a ciggy. Had she not been wearing black tights, I would have been able to see what she had for breakfast. FWIW, I would hammer the sheet out of her!

I think there is a video on my facebook. If there isnt ill put one up on there

I didnt. It was common sense as I was worried about the long term affects of the meds we were giving her. The vet had said while her levels were low, the fact she hasnt fit, means its ok and as long as she doesnt fit, it wasnt a major problem.

Thats just not anyway true though. The FACT is that you used to get e-abused from Stkipanui when he was drunk (OK maybe not sexually, but abused all the same)

One of my cats is cleverer than a dog. I have taught her fetch

No. Epilepsy isnt always triggered by lights in humans either. The Vets basically so a load of tests and if there is no obvious other illnesses that the fits can be a sympton of, they diagnose a verdit of epilepsy. Basically, if they run out of ideas, then they say its most likely epilepsy. And the med's we give her for epilepsy work and stop the fits. However, we hadnt given her much med recently, hoping that she had grown out of it by now (she hadnt had one for 18 months). She is fine now we have started with the propper doseage again

Had she managed to scoop it up into the envelope before posting it through your letterbox?

fixed it

Its only trigger by lights in human you pea 'n' eye. Cats dont start fitting due to lights

Yes, she had an epileptic fit again on Sunday night. I mentioned it on the weekend fred as it put a downer (not that kind Cabbage) on my weekend and a few c*nts have been taking the peace

Right Im gonna buy a beer and take it to the loo and pour water in it and call the trading standards telling them your watering down your beer

Only because he sexually abused you when he was drunk

Who was this aimed at???

Right, Im gonna send some 16 year olds with big beards and who are really old looking in your pub, wait till you serve them and then call the Trading Standards and get your licence taken away!

:finga:

:smt042 CF is my favourite poster ever FACT

Possibly most pedantic Can we also have Most ghey and Most boring

Yeah I love them. Most flavours, ministrone, tomato and herb, chicken and mushroom

I feel I probably have two of those covered

Blow my nose

Chocolate flavoured, with Toblerone and oreo cookies. You.cannot.beat.this. FACT

A little mad yes. I can see your point, however, PFC would have been worse. POU could stand for POULTRY or POUR. Whats the chances of another identical car coming up for sale soon? (The fact you drove 180 miles, tends to lead me to believe, they are not two-a-penny)

I had porridge flavoured with syrup (came like it in the pack) the other day, now we have run out.