Crouchie's Lawyer

Good work... She eventually ticked the 'yes' box in that note you handed her then? Did you bone her?

Ever been caught? I would imagine the look you would get would be quite an evil one! Thats horrible. For some reason, I completely fear the porcelain, as if it is disease ridden. So this would scare me! Again, this is gross. I find this only happens in foreign countries, where the water level seems to be a lot higher than here in the good ol' UK!

Well atleast she had a good innings then. Still a bummer to have to do it though.

Sorry to hear that Jilleh. Not one of the Bengals??? I had a bad cat experience over the weekend too as mentioned below. Fri: Night in with teh Mrs, take away Chinese which I mostly didnt eat, so saved it for Breakfast on Saturday. Watched 'The Rocker' with Dwight Shrute from the Yank version of the 'Office'. T'was ok. Sat: Reheated Chinese breakfast, played FM08 for a bit. Parents came over to give advice on damp/condensation probelm in the lobby/porch. Mrs highlighted my hair - looks pretty good (and there was me thinking you cannot better perfection?). Was completely surprised at Saints result - get in! Over to Abshot Country Club in teh evening for a mates Mrs 25th bday party. Got smashed on £24 mainly due to the amount I drank at a mates before and that my parents were at the party too so free drinkage. And knowing the barman helps too for 'stronger' drinks at a cheaper price! Picked up by teh Mrs at 1am, secksing till 3am without the 'happy ending' due to amount of booze in me. Sun: Woke up early for yet more teh sex - this time with a happy ending. Went back to sleep. Bummed around for the day playing FM08 while watching footy. Over Parents in evening to watch last bit of F1 - twas immense and for a nice roast and back home to watch Fringe in bed. Up until 3am this morning 8.88/10. 3:30am this morning, was woken up by our 2.5yr old cat having an epileptic fit. She was diagnosed with it 1.5 years ago and thankfully, hadnt had a fit since we started her medication, however, we havent been giving her as much med as her doseage suggests in the hope she had got better and up until last night it was apparently working. She was foaming and dribbling from the mouth quite badly shaking loads and twitching a lot. Had to rectally administer Diazipan (sp) which is like a tranquilizer for the muscles (to stop them spasaming) and then the cat went really floppy and sleepy. She nearly fell down the stairs as her back legs werent working much. Managed to get to sleep at about 5:30 with my morning alarm going off at 6:10. Teh Mrs stayed up with the cat. Took 2 hours flexi from work so managed to get a bit more sleep and by the time I left the house at 9:30, the cat was up about and moving fine again, very tired though. Teh Mrs has a half day so hopefully can look after her. Needless to say, we will be following the doseage to the T now. Just put a whole downer on the weekend though. And there you have a minute by minute re-cap of my weekend.

:smt042 I would love to see Pompeys team torn apart fire sale stylee. Gaydamak has apparently racked up a lot of debt against Pompey with other companies he set up in the UK which have all gone bust. Oh dear :smt042

Are we a main feature game?

we must be the last one then?

has it been on yet?

:smt042

Now Im not one for using toilets Im unfamiliar with, however, if you have to go, you have to go. But, even with toilets I use regularly, I still have a near on OCD habbit of taking toilet roll and wiping the seat completely. I hate the thought of sitting my ass where someone else has had their naked ass. Also serves well to 'nest' the loo to avoid splashback. I know glue is normally not coloured, however, did he not see the greasy seat?!

Shut up Crouchie

Is it me, or whenever Jilleh picks up on someone's post and tries to correct it, she normally always makes a mistake in her own post. Ironic eh?

15 minutes left to vote, after which, could a kind mod please change his avatar to the winning one. ta

Thats the way I juntie (thats new for Like) it. I like to keep things fresh. Im a trend setter. In the words of Stu, you wish you were me.

Endeda bit weird. I like the bit where he rubs his face one the floor when he does a whoopsie

Its a new word. HTH

I like the hippocrab

Yet your tedious 'lets bash Shane and Pancake' threads are fun to read yes?

Now give me your sort code and bank account details with all security information

F*ck me, you wont be able to sit down all night! Do you have replacement batteries for your door bell too?

My best kind of egg would be a fried egg with a runny yolk. That is all

Nope, negative equity is when you own a property with a mortgage which exceeds the value of the property. For this to be the case, my house would have to be worth less than 135k. Luckily, even with the house price falls, I think its still safely worth £175-180k

Is there any Kylie or Britney Spears songs in there?

Yup. Hazarding a guess, I would say he has a mortgage in the region of £170k, maybe Interest Only on a rate in the region of 4.60% - 4.80%. My mortgage is £135k, 4.89% repayment and the fixed rate comes to its end at the end of Nov. Im moving to a tracker rate .89% above BOE as when rates fall next year to between 3 and 3.5% as they are predicted to, I will fix it for a lengthy period then. I just feel sorry for those whose rates ended around May - Aug time. Best fixed rates without £stupid set up fee's were about 6%! A lot of people fixed it for a long time thinking economic instability would push rates right up.

They shouldnt even be on the roads. If they dont know how to drive properly then the f*cking morons shouldnt be driving. I f*cking hate people that pull out onto roundabouts where there is a queue on the roundabout, thus blocking the exit they are sat infront of. People who do it at traffic lights too, thinking they will edge out just as the light is about to turn red and sit smack bang in the middle of the way!