Crouchie's Lawyer

Mauling 5 - 0

No Barclays are not a shareholder, however, they do have the right to call in their £8m overdraft at any one time. And Lowe et al knows that should they decide to do this, there is no choice but to go into administration and therefore his 'investment' and 'egotistical power trip of playing with his toy' would end anyway. Better to lose only one of those (power trip) than both. Barclays can and will pull the strings if they feel their money is at serious risk. And by signing the petition, they will see how serious it is.

Nice, couldnt they have just deleted their picture? I hope they infracted themselves!

lolocaust! So, is Twitchy gonna forget about the Spurs fans who were giving Sol grief now? Now he is their saviour? Pompey fans are propper fickle little cretins aren't they? 1 week ago, he was their god, now he is a 'd!ckhead'. Ha!

Ok, I thought I had started another thread regarding this, but my computer must have messed up as I cant see it anywhere on here (unless a mod deleted it, however I do not have a PM saying this, so apologies if a mod had deleted it, but without an explanation I am not to know this!) so here it is. Bates' suggestion of the ghey bundle was the most voted one, so my avatar has been changed for a week to this. As his was the winning suggestion, it is now his turn to have his avatar suggestion. Suggestions to start now, and we will chose the 7 best to go forward to a poll on Wedsnesday (12pm ish). We will then vote from Weds to Sat, when the winning avatar with the most votes will be chosen as Bates' for 1 week (he can then change to the greasy bum one again!) Suggestions below! =========================

And now its your turn!

Ok, Im no internet whizz, however, I know there are a few out there on this forum who would be able to do this. Having read some of the suggestions on the thread about how to oust Lowe, the most sensible one IMO is that of pleading with Barclays, who in all fairness, are able to pull the strings at the moment. My idea is setting up a web petition directed to Barclays, stating that if Lowe remains in charge, we will vent our frustration by future boycotts of SMS. A serious reduction in attendances as someone pointed out, will only lead to administration, and with our reported unsecured £8m overdraft, Barclays will do everything within their power to ensure we do not go into administration, where by their money is likely to be lost. This should hopefully mean they will insist board level changes with Lowe and Wilde stepping down. I favour Salz to step in as Chairman. So, is there someone out there able to set up an online petition, for the removal of these two leaches. The petition would be FAO Barclays.

The people have spoken. Can my avatar be changed to this please. Ta

Is it possible? Is there any way we can oust him? Any way at all?

Could have done with SJ today. Dont look like scoring at all and although I fully appreciate we are financially fooked, its a false economy selling someone like Stern. Its a joke. We are a joke. League one is a formality, you cant rely on a boy to do a mans job.

We are in the keck. If I knew Administration would get rid of all the dross ruining this club, I'd take it in a second. Even in L1 -15 points, without Lowe/Cowen/Wilde et al, we will be a lot better off and a more happier, united fan base

But completely shaving your nut sack for a joke isnt?

I just trim the boosh once a month or so, as Stevo says, more hygenic and looks better

Weren't my choice. I merely have to have the avatar!

Only half hour left guys, ghey bundle is winning. I do believe thats Bates suggestion...

F*ck that. Im not allowing a razor anywhere near Mr sack. Do you not get 'stubble rash' though? Itchy balls

Just drive down some country roads, you will eventually 'Stag'ger across a dear which you can bump off for free! Oh dear, ill get my coat

Wax, Razor, Scissors or Clippers? Is it not a bit painful?

My bathroom, I do it myself (yes I am that talented) Go for a side partin. Bring it back. Yes, I often get the secateers (sp) out, keep it tidy down there.

Plaster over nipple works for me if I get the sore nips

Nope, I only play wii with one mate. No ghey bundlez