Crouchie's Lawyer

Just smack him round the head each time he does it. That'll learn him

Could you borrow me a tenner today, Im going to learn them kids at school how to solve algebra! 'That'll learn 'em' is probably one of the most annoying phrases ever

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Happy bday mate

In acid

Ditto, although my call was yesterday. Sadastic thing is I knew we would lose, yet still accepted it!

We need more experience. It is so blatent to see. Rudi and John need to be in the team with Perry and Wooton with youth around them. Why can all these people see it, yet the person (or people ) who picks the team not see this. DMcG is a waste of space. He has far too many shares in himself and consequently doesnt bother. He is has Rasiaks movement, with Ormerods finishing!

Unless we win the Euro millions then no. Investment is needed, otherwise, we will be no more than a dwindling feeder club. Its down to attendances, without people going, there isnt much money coming in, and wages being as they are, are crippling us. Consequently, we will see the better players go, and replaced with yet more untried youth. IMO while we have them, we should be utilising the likes of Stern John and Rudi, that added exdperience would benefit the team.

The bloke who mid-end of first half, just after their third goal, walked up the stairs below where the exec's sit (just by the clock/wheelchair section) and shouted what I believe was 'F*ck off Cowan you c*nt, and you too Lowe'. He promptly got himself escorted out but as he was down pitchside, turned and gave them one final barrage of abuse and stuck his fingers up at them.

Certainly not in me I think Wiltshire and Norway want him in them though

What you two fags do in your own time is your business

The only thing you do with asses is bum them you little queer dwarf. Are you really this angry because your a small man? Small man syndrome makes me laugh, you get really angry at the smallest (no pun intended) of things dont you little fella. I think you have an obsession with Crouchie, maybe you are Crouchie. Makes a lot of sense as most of the stuff you post is ignored by people and never really adds much to anything

That was lip liner, not lip stick! Next week is cool cheers

Yes I do

By definition, do you mean anyone who has posted on this thread is a gheyer? Or Do you mean by 'this thread' - the thread title - 'male cosmetics' is for gheys?

That will definitely work, you should definitely try it

This is what I was going to point out. The US has a real major 'lets sue the sheet out of anything that walks' attitude, which has only led to hike's in insurance prices over the last decade. This person is also a gov't official of some kind too, so you would have thought he would have at least some form of sense. The film idiocracy (albeit quite a poor one) isnt too far off from the USA of today. Full of f*cktards

Very good, made me lol! Some of the comments from the inbreds on that link are funneh.

You could always just not come into TMS, you'd be happy, we'd be happy. Everyone's happy! And I think your comment is a tad hypocryitcal little plastic man as you, more often than not, not only post on the threads you claim are 'rate the fanny' but quite often contribute to the drivel on them.

If they serve it, I will order it

Yes, I did steal a cupboard when I broke into a pub a month or two ago, it was locked though so I didnt know whats inside!

Oh feck off you little plastic hobbit. I think you are the only person who I am glad hasnt paid the £5 as 3 posts from you is more than enough.

Tonight: Over mates for a smoke, play wii/xbox and pizza (this will be the third night straight that I have had a Tesco's thin crust meat feast pizza - and possibly getting pizza for lunch today too) Tomorrow: Lie in of extreme proportions, followed by a meal for my Aunty's 40th in a Chinese restaurant. Sunday: Lie in again, probably consist of sorting my re-mortgage application form out, playing FM07/08 and watching footeh on TV.

Im now starting to wonder if you look a little like this Stevo?

I saw this thread (being the most recently updated one) from the fore arm main page. It doesnt show who the author actually is until you go into TMS. I knew before I got into TMS that Stevo was the author. I only put quality aftershave like 'Old Spice' on my face. Unless I have a dry patch of skin, then as Scotty says, its ok to use a little moisturiser, otherwise it looks as if you are a walking crust bucket. I personally dont think things like moisturiser and Stevo's eye stuff is that bad or in very rare situations (like when its bigger than your nose) to cover up a spot. Its just when queers start using eye liner, lip stick and ghey girly make up that is when the line has been over stepped!