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Well, I didn't have kids in order to end my depression, but that's the effect they had. I became busy and exhausted all the time and had no spare time to stare up my own arse. Perhaps when they leave home, I'll get down again, but the intervening 20 years will have been a blast!

If you become a father and take the role seriously, then you need never have any existential fears again! At least for 5 years or so (per child). Your role is to wake up, feed (either the baby or the mother), bath, walk, wipe. 4am is a good time to give the baby his/her teething powder. You seem to be suffering from ennui and too much time on your hands. Having a kid will sort it immediately, then you'll just have to decide whether running back to your previous lifestyle is the better option! In all honesty, stay childless coz the kids will despise you in the end anyway, that's what they do

Be more obscuranticist

I've been in Oz for a year but chose to listen to Alan Brazil's breakfast show whilst cooking tea. I can't believe I had that on all the time when in the UK; it's so formulaic and they still wheel out the same Al's pals for mundane comments which he's clearly not listening to as the next ad break is coming up. Not saying radio is a great deal better here, but I think Talksport have probably jumped the shark.

yAWN, Christmas Day on Sunday - next day (monday) is Boxing day (being a little bit controversial there folks), but that's when you get the Christmas day holiday, then you get the Boxing day holiday Tuesday, and all back to work on Weds, just like this year.

This is genius. Where did you copy it from?

Did you take out the giblets beforehand? Carcass implies that all the meat has been removed. Was it a Calista? Did you use flavoured condoms? That could compromise the flavour experience if you used the carcass for soup.

Porn drives technology. Porn drives life. Doesn't make it right, but there's an enormous amount of people out there who want to pay to watch things being put in other people. Consider a greek urn (What's a greek urn? Dunno, not much) All that priapia! The male historiacracy want the future to know their knobs were big!

Hi Mate, we met at a Roar game a few months ago. My footie/beer experiences have been severely limited by money and time! I have a killer question concerning Spice Avenue - how are they on veggie curries? My partner would love me forever if we could get a decent veggie curry (muttar paneer, chana - anything inventive with no meat). Now, even the most average place in the UK can normally sort out a decent veggie curry (though some places are worse than others) - the question is - do you think this place can do a decent veggie curry? I think we would weep tears of gratitude if we travelled the 50k from Redcliffe to Birkdale and got a proper (veggie) curry!

So you can confirm this place doesn't serve up watery bland muck out of trays?

I'm a bit more concerned about the kids who are forced to maim and kill their families in central Africa (and loads of other places, and loads of other nastiness happening to humans). When we've got the humans sorted, we can start worrying about animals.

Didn't get Anneka's arse when I lived in Deven, Channel 4 was probably a bit too risky for us folk in them there days. Sapphire and Steel was something I loved also Tales of the Unexpected followed (or preceded) by a good old Hammer Horror film.

I hope to wake up to a win! COYR!

My arms, legs, head and other appendages almost never fall off. From the view of a casual passer by, I definitely look well connected.

The force is strong in this one. But will he cross to the green side?

As they're both anti-Islamic, isn't there a case for sending in a crew of nuked suicide bombers? As a testing ground before we all get to **** virgins in heaven?

Ball bounced over his head, he swung his left peg and it went in, Brian. See that kind of stuff every Sunday at the local park.

This seems totally normal for Dog, though it is more like Dune's work.

I am that man

I have a feeling you're looking for the 'Family Fortunes' sound, rather than the Blankety Blank one. Mind you, I can't remember what sound they did in Blankety Blank, more a bmbboooooooooo sound rather than a urgurgruurgruh errhghghgh sound. What do you think?

I'm pretty sure the liver and kidney damage from heroin is greater over a shorter period of time than ethanol abuse. But your point is perfectly valid, "please dispense something that will get me out of my mind and lose control of my senses". That's pretty much what we say when we go to the bar! Gimme that sheeeeet, coz I wanna get fcked! All drugs are the same.

If alcohol and tobacco disappeared tomorrow, who would die? If the next generation didn't have any exposure to these drugs, would they need them? It is possible to have fun and celebrate without these drugs, but I wonder if it would be better for us all if they were completely eradicated. Don't think alcohol was ever meant to be drunk in bulk. I speak as a frequent user as both!

Tremedous read. It's like a distilled post match pub conversation for those of us who can't get to the game. Billy Shjte - you're alright!

You are planning to create a 70 metre wide fire tunnel between Newcastle and Blackpool? Declaring it as the new English border? Saying Eff you to Carlisle and Berwick-Upon-Tweed? Declaring the Lake District to be a semi-autonomous tax-haven, which you will eventually separate from the mainland? I see your plan.

Go Pompey! I've just moved into a house where the doorbell plays the Pompey chimes. Is this a valid reason to break the tenancy agreement?