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Battery's dead. Chicken pie for the morning.

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Bought the concrete, dug out all the flowers and weeds. Nice Yard size patio! Sod gardening?

There'd have been a big queue forming if that happened in Peru. A queue in Peru.

Repositottory?

Does carp taste worse than goldfish or mackerel?

Oh yeah, they've both got green shirts on.

SRS - I think you've started a positive thread. Is the Old Trafford effect getting to you? I think it's about where you pitch your dreams. We've got an opportunity here to shrug off all the depression and mediocreness that's surrounded the club, city, county and indeed the entire country. All the tawdriness at pompey. We can step away from that and be a 'big' club, bigger than we have ever been. It all relies on Markus' steady input of cash - I've never figured out the exact reasons for his involvement, it's almost impossible to believe there's a good-hearted billionaire willing to watch our club and community (including the diaspora) grow and be happy. Can it happen - ????

Good idea, but a Repositotory is for the storage of Wizard of Oz based information, we need a repository.

So you're now engaging in bondage with Finnish natives?

Surely Dog should be banned (again). I imagine him to be a pitbull chihuahua cross.

Can you explain what the apostrophes mean, I'm thinking one is the derivative and two the double derivative. If that's the case, does that mean we have the deriivative of eff all chance?

Without redress to any facts, the UK is one of the select group of countries which 'owns' 80% of the world's wealth with 20% of the population. China and India are now deemed 'wealthy', but again that wealth is concentrated in the top 10 or 20% (btw, this means there are twice as many educated 'middle class' people in each of India and China than the whole population of Britain; or the educated middle class of these countries outnumber the entire population of the USA (children, rednecks, survivalists included)). From a status quo point of view, we want to encourage this type of demographic in order that they can effictively suppress the 80% (=2 billion) of dirt poor potential revolutionaries. Or we could try and redistibute wealth to the poverty stricken frickers in a fair way (that means you get to wash a no frills car on your Sunday, rather than your pride and joy £30K loanmobile).

Think Walter has fixed this on the ibase 3rd year project, sorry website. Marc, if you're listening, no offence. Could you also correct the same misspelling on the LinkedIn page? Spelling is one thing , but is there anyone on here who can offer free credibility gap advice to our friend?

Damn, really sad. It's not really important, but did either follow Saints?

And done a whole lot of lovin for one handfull of nothin.

Well from a Lancashire perspective, I have to say black peas and vinegar with hot spuds are top of the tree!

If somebody is described as 'South African', I assume they're white. It's weird, but do you agree with that? It's strange, since 20 years after that song and Nelson Mandela, we have minimal awarenss of black SA people. BTW - if you haven't already, read Tom Sharpe's slapstick novels about SA (think it was 1960s) - they're very funny and enlightening about the situation there.

The BNP have got to have a clear view on race. If non white people are unaccetaple to the UK, it stands to reason that they are unacceptable in other parts of the glorious empire.

They'll be insisting on straight cucumbers next - world gone mad.

Does the BNP think this a good thing or a bad thing? What is their strategy on the fuzzy-wuzzys uprising - ignore or kill?

The article's interesting, but what's his point? He quotes other people, but doesn't seem to give his own opinion, other than saying "it's unwise to dominate an ethnic group and employ members of that ethnic group, lest they hack you to death". What's he saying?

I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner But I've never met a nice South African. No he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising man 'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards Who hate black people I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late I know a public swimming bath where they don't **** in the pool I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German But I've never met a nice South African. No he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising man 'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers Who smell like baboons I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig But I've never met a nice South African. No he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising man 'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths With no sense of humour - ha ha I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle And I've never met a nice South African. No he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising man Because we've never met one either Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts) Yes he's quite a nice South African And he's hardly ever killed anyone And he's not smelly at all. That's why they put him prison.

Is that hot or cold?