Golac's Cunning Stunts

Just can't rely on Kevin De Groin

Saying he looked no worse than any of our other strikers is an extremely low bar to set though isn't it

If it meant getting rid of the useless bastards we have had to put up with over the last 2 or 3 seasons, I'll take another year in the champs to do a proper rebuild. Sick of that Saturday afternoon feeling of resignation as the same old crap is served up again and again.

I don't know enough about it all, but seems strange how things turned out for Hazard at RM. There was a time in the Prem when he was nigh unplayable

Get him in then and Benzema too while we're at it

Yeah strange but not a massive loss I feel. My fave JWP game in recent memory was last season win v spuds away. He was great that day

Looks like he is carrying a bit of a belly in that pic!

Yes but... This time, more than any other time, this timeWe're going to find a way

Looked like it was written by ChatGPT

Toney has scored 18 goals this season I think, so Che could maybe replace 5 of those

You can hardly call Ipswich a well run championship club

Unfortunately it isn't much of an achievement being best centre half at this club

I can think of lots of options for left back in the changing room

A whole season of setting up not to lose against all those lethal championship attacks

Yep I remember that. I do think our League 1 side would beat our current (not for much longer) prem side though

We did it with Van Dijk and that worked well 🙂

I get you. Can't say I am looking forward to the likes of Stoke, Blackburn, Millwall, Cardiff, Hull etc etc on a dull wet night though

Fuck me what a mug. Plug all the data in your excel spreadsheet Selles. When you run the formula, I know what the answer will be - BUNCH OF CLUELESS CUNTS

Fair enough. We can get Jack back to partner him next season too 🙂 I think we might have to give some of these players away in the summer

My biggest worry is we won't shift many of the fuckers. I mean just look at bednarek, deemed not good enough, makes snide remarks about the club when sent on loan, millions spent on replacements, yet quicker than a flash he is back as first choice CB. Not sure any club in its right mind would want any of these cunts tbh

club needs to burn down from top to bottom. Until that happens, nothing will change. I am sick of every one of the cunts from board to players. Would love every single one of them to fuck off

hmm, not so sure on that. Chat GPT sounds like it has the same views as Selles (hmmm..may Selles is already using it to make his decisions?)

Look on the bright side - we signed 2 useful croatians

Hopefully nobody will listen when Selles says he wants to re-sign him

One of the big mistakes, and there are many, made by the goons in charge is not sacking Ralph at the end of last season. Probably should have gone 6 months before that. As Turkish says, another biggy was successively replacing him with 2 clueless managers