Golac's Cunning Stunts

Yes. Add in Bale and we would be at least mid table :-)

Maybe he will in the Arsenal team. Not so sure he would in the Saints team.

Bloody hell. It's just a forum guys. Where people want to talk about Saints to escape reality for a while. I think Gaston is the one for us. More involved in the game - a playmaker. If I had to take one or the other I'd take him. Am seriously hoping the Ox doesn't turn out to be as disappointing as Theo has so far.

I was reading their forum yesterday and to a man they appear to want Pardew out. This despite them having just had one of their best seasons since KK. Football fans are fickle. I guess it's no different anywhere, certainly not on here where the likes of Lallana can go from a Championship level player being found out in the Prem to potential England star within a couple of weeks. As always, the truth lies somewhere in the middle.

Pace is not important if you have technical ability. Pace with technical ability is great, pace without technical ability = Theo. England always seem to have pacy wingers with no end product. Just look at the Spanish team. Iniesta, Xavi et al. No pace, but don't need it because they are the real deal technically.

Can't see that much has changed since MLT was looked over time and again for England because he played for a "small club" and "lacked ambition". If Cork, Lallana, Clyne were playing for one of the top 6, they would all be in the England squad IMO. Yes, Lallana did make the squad but that was on the back of a lot of injuries. We'll see. Interesting question - who do you see in the England squad who is better than these 3 in their positions? Not many I think.

Norwich seem to thrive on absorbing pressure and playing on the break. An early goal or two would be most welcome. I am sure Nigel will be aware of the great run they are on and not to underestimate them. Would be happy enough with a point from this one.

Must say, he has looked more and more determined as the season has gone on. Really is starting to look like he belongs in the Prem. Lallana that is

Just read that article. They give MOTM to Puncheon though?

So what?

I think he has been in the top 2 or 3 performers this season. Long may it continue. Well worth having him in your fantasy league team at the mo - flying under the radar at about £4.5m

Agree Cork has made a big difference to the team since he has come back. Players like him never get the glory. One of Chelsea's best players a few years ago was Makelele - provided the platform for them and France to go and play. However, that's just it - you still need the "skills school" players like Ramirez to go and win you the game. So, your use of the word mongs just makes you look a mong really.

In the mad world of premiership football, nothing would surprise me. I wonder how much it would cost Ashley to buy off an 8 year contract.

Pards is a top man and top manager. Also has a good eye for a player. I think he has bought one or two stars at every team he has managed

I just knew Barry was going to be a rising star in this forum when I read his first couple of posts. Welcome to the asylum Barry :-)

Great demonstration of belief there :-)

How could you forget our old friend Barry the Briefcase?

Early indications are certainly pointing that way.

Sexual positions as well

****, is he involved in teaching them about sexual positions as well as trying to provide them with motivation and a positive environment?

Treat your wife to a Dell-Days Blow Up Doll. Complete with working parts. Frequent ejaculations.

Does the Alpine Saint Tiny Tears doll cry as well as wet itself? If it does it might be a goer for my daughter this year.

How exactly could a black person interpret being shouted at "**** OFF BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM" as meaning that the person shouting is wishing they could go to where the black person "comes from". By the way, that black person most likely "comes from" Britain, so why do you interpret it as meaning Carribean or India?

Yeah apparently it was Terry, Drogba and Lampard who managed the team through to victory and RDM was just plain lucky to be in the right place at the right time.

Glad to see you can do accurate self appraisement :-)