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Whilst he's clearly a lower league player and Birmingham have pulled off the con of the century getting us to splash out £15m, it's really important we don't get on his back. He's an horrendous striker but slagging him off during games won't help anyone.

The money we've spent on Adams and Ings, two strikers who can't score, is shocking.

Nah, we won't lose Friday. We'll concede a gutting late equaliser but we won't get beat. It's Tuesday that we're definitely losing.

Someone needs to ask Ralph why he chose an all out attacker to play left (wing)back over Bertrand. Appalling management. Worst thing about Adams is he doesn't even offer any decent movement. Unlucky with his header to be fair but apart from that it's been missed controls and aimless wandering.

Bingo. Once you travel more and generally grow up a bit you realise how pathetic the hatred all is. Still hope we win.

Imagine lacking that much self confidence that you concern yourself with what other people choose to wear. SKD and saint97, you are enough. You are strong. You are beautiful. You are worth it. Smile and know that somebody loves you.

You're not alone. We all like Bournemouth, hence the large cheer at SMS when they got promoted. Cracking little club. No idea why they think they hate us though.

Those who complain about or don't like woman at football have simply been turned down for sex too many times, and/or are extremely conscious about the lack of length their genitalia possesses. Same for blokes who don't like it when other blokes wear certain things.

Was feeling confident before heard Redz, Djenepo and Oba are all out. Now feeling 1-1 would be a cracking result. Ings inside the 6 yard box for us, Pogba for them.

How f**king insecure are you?

Really glad you're excited, and I'm happy for you that you'll have a great time. Just don't go expecting us to win. Great draw for the "banter" of a derby, terrible draw for bragging rights. 2-1 to the f*cking Skate bastards. It's so obvious. #angryatjusthowrubbishwereallyare

I can't remember him dropping too many crosses... it's ANYTHING on target which is a problem for him.

Looked very tasty today

Bednarke was slow to get to him, and Hojberg pulled out of the challenge

We've been excellent. Unfortunately as we know Mane is a class act. I'd have actually liked to have seen us attack them a bit more in that first half, even though we did pretty well in that regard. Adams has been dangerous, missed a great opportunity. If we really go for it we can get something from this.

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He's clearly uncomfortable talking to the camera which is fine, but the people the club gets to do these interviews are seriously lacking in imagination and the skills needed to conduct such interviews. Incredibly dull predictable questions every time.

genius

Hate it already. That's a bloody goal.

Not sure he should have bothered really. "Hello Saints fans, thank you thank you for your support. It's going to be a great new season. We march on we march on! Thank you.

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They'll certainly score late on, just a case of whether they'll be equalising or grabbing a late winner. Probably the latter, 2-1 Burnley.