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Need to win against teams who'll be right down there with us at the bottom come the end of the season. 1-0 Saints, Redmond in the last 10 minutes.

Not allowed to say things like that around here, you "bedwetter". Don't you know that our asset stripping is actually a sign of progress in the club and a sign of ambition! Duhhh!!

Nothing to do with the 2 games. Everything to do with selling all your top players and not replacing them, whilst other teams around us buy top quality. But doomed is WAY too strong. The Championship is a top league and great fun.

If we get top half Puel deserves a statue. Survival and he'd deserve a stand named after him.

Obviously not over, but it's not going to be pretty. Selling 4 top players and not replacing any of them is obviously only going to go one way. Buckle up!

You're right, we're f*cking wide awake and running!

He's definitely lost an awful lot of his quality, but letting him go would confirm what we all know that the board have completely given up. We need MORE players not fewer. Can't see it happening, this would be too obvious and Reed/Liebherr are far more subtle with their destruction plan.

I check this thread occasionally to see if there's anything interesting and am continually baffled at The9's posts. Nothing new there I suppose.

To Cliff's She's just a devil woman We've got ****ing Claude Puel Yep yep we bloody do Oh Claudy Claudy Puel We really love you

An interpreter would be far, far better. At least that way he'd be able to give nuanced, detailed answers as opposed to him struggling to say anything meaningful in English which is what we're getting now.

It's getting to the point where we need to have a serious conversation about whether Les Reed has a compulsive selling disorder and if we can get some help for him. Although I believe the disorder is characterised by distress or impairment which doesn't add up because it appears on the face of it that the board get a lot of pleasure from the incessant sale of our prized assets. As fans perhaps we could organise an intervention or a crowdfunding campaign for treatment?

Premier League survival will not be won or lost away to teams like Utd. Get in and out as quickly as possible without injuries and focus on the huge 6 pointer against Sunderland.

Van Hojbjerg already looking great

Just need to avoid the thrashing now. Shut up shop and take the 0-1

Actually looking forward to seeing how Targett has progressed especially going forward. Really hope he can kick on this season when he gets the chance as at times last season he looked very dangerous.

"Surely news worthy of having it is own thread?" "Surely news worthy of having it has own thread?" Neither of those work. It's "its". And it's crackin' that Tadic will stay for another season! Good stuff.

So now not only are we gifting our opponents by letting them have our best players, we're encouraging more of their fans to turn up and support them by giving them cheaper tickets than the home fans? They really are trolling us all.

Once again our captain is using the press to try and get a move... why does this keep happening?

lolz

Imagine if the mother of your kids was photographed in the national papers getting jiggy with another fella. He must be feeling pretty dreadful. So why don't I feel more sympathetic...

Pray for a draw, would be a wonderful result with our current side.

Unfortunately no one. We're going to miss him so much, that's the spine of the team now gone with Pelle, Wanyama and Fonte all sold.

Monaco would be anything but dull. Cracking part of the world. Pricey f'sure but you'll win it back in the casino.

No, not even slightly. You might as well put up a picture of Kris Akabusi and claim it's him.

Definitely could be. Only problem is it looks nothing like him. Other than that though...