The Kraken

The slippy Santa race fat man who split his pants? I got an infraction on here back in the day for calling him a fat embarrassment.

Nathan Jones reminds me of the latter days of George Burley, a pissed up over-enthusiast windmilling his arms on the sidelines while a shit-show ensues on the pitch and none of his players actually listen.

No he didn’t. He said himself he wasn’t a defender and he had much to learn there as he was an attacking midfielder. As Turkish said, he came in for Arsenal as a makeshift right back, I think when Hector Bellerin was out injured. But before that he’d played in midfield for Arsenal as a nipper before going on loan at Ipswich where he played in midfield (before acting the cunt and getting himself dropped for off field reasons by Mick McCarthy).

Lawrie McMenemy got us relegated and didn’t get us back up for years. Or something.

He plays in midfield He plays on the riiiiiiight Ainsley Maitland Niles He’s just fucking shite

Best Xmas present, new year present and 2023 present there is on here. Im writing a letter to Santa @northpole as we speak. Hopefully not too late for it to get there.

You’ve never seen away fans cheering in the home sections? I simply don’t believe that, I’ve seen it loads down the years. I’ve seen it on TV when I’ve not been at the game. And it’s been commented about on here. Away fans wearing kit in the home end, much less common. But….There was even a picture put up on this site earlier this very season of a man United fan in his shirt in the itchen I believe (who, apparently watched the first half then maybe got hooked after that). So it clearly does happen.

I think everyone knows how away fans can buy tickets, that’s not the problem. The problem is away fans turning up in away kit and being shown to their seat in the home end, or just being allowed to wander through. It’s away fans cheering in the home end and stewards doing absolutely nothing about it. And as said above, these people should be thrown out and their ticket taken so they get barred from the database, all very simple things that are simply following the clubs own documented rules.

Yeah, I posted a video the other day from an interview he gave when he was playing at Arsenal as a RB. Link below. https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/11813263/maitland-niles-right-back-not-my-position At that time he said he was not a defender and hadn’t really done it before, he was learning as a defender. Said he’s an attacking player, central or wide. As the interview above says, he needed to find a proper fixed position but he’s never done that, and like you say he’s a Jack of all trades and master of none. The AMN thing with us is akin to getting someone like Oxlade-Chamberlain a few years back but then playing him as a holding midfielder. It’s just not going to work all that well.

I think we’ll continue to massively struggle if we rely on AMN as a defensive midfielder. Alongside Lavia he might have the odd reasonable game, on his own he’s just not cut out for the role. On Tuesday it was noticeable how much better (or less shite) he looked when going out to RB. Hes not a holding a midfielder. At all. And with KWP fit, he’s not our right back. I wonder if he could do a job in a 4-2-3-1 on the right of the 3. Maybe, maybe not. We need Lavia fit and firing. And until then our next least-worse option is JWP doing more of a disciplined job in front of the back 3/4, which is far from ideal.

‘Academy manager’ seems a bit of a misnomer. He was academy loans manager, or Player Pathway Lead as it was officially dubbed. Sounds like it was a bit of a research and player/clubs liaison role rather than coaching.

This does seem more likely tbf.

I think you might have missed the point on this one grandad. The normalisation of women’s football at a young age has always been a target, and having their own role models is fairly important. There’s plenty to disseminate about that side of the game in general, this really isn’t one.

It’s literally the best fun as I had as a saints fan, when we were in the championship and league 1 and going to games on a Saturday then Wednesday. All teams around us are in the same boat as well. And we all know that we’ve got a squad that is large but mediocre, so we can swap like for like at will.

fucking fuck me,

Stars are about similar to Elmo when he was at Celtic but meh, Cheggars can’t be boozers.

Fuck it, he’ll do.

If true then there’s a bit of positivity to it. Just hope it doesn’t lead us on a wild goose chase.

Yep. 2012 Jack Cork would be straight in for me, Lallana and lambert too. 2012 Fonte probably gets a game too though he was a bit error prone, his first season in the PL was a massive breakthrough in terms of quality and consistency. Interesting that Schneiderlin wasn’t in the starting team, IIRC he had quite a few games from the bench that season as we had Hammond as skipper and Jack Cork very much a favourite. Guly would obviously get minutes due to his contract agreement.

I’d be very happy to see Chris Wood come in but I don’t see how we’ve got a chance of getting him, if we did it would surely have to be massive wages. Newcastle have recently signed a new striker, Isak, but Calum Wilson seemed to get injured at the World Cup and has always had a flaky injury record. Wood has played 14 league games at Newcastle this season, albeit 12 appearances as a sub. I can see Newcastle wanting better than him, of course, but they’d be risking it a little letting him go without having a replacement. Nice idea but I can’t see it.

1 goal in 27 appearances for Everton suggests it’s not the very recent past.

If the Stoke message boards are anything to go by, we probably shouldn’t be basing too much around Smallbone, he’s not proving to be too popular there. https://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/306819/why-smallbone-keep

According to the man himself (albeit from a few years ago) he described himself as a midfield attacking player. He says he never played as a defender when he was young and recognises he isn’t/wasn’t very good at defending. I think we need to dispense with the idea that he is a holding midfielder as he just isn’t very good at it. Tuesday night was his worst game ever for us playing there, I’d have rather had KWP doing the holding role and AMN at right back where he actually looked ok (not an actual suggested solution, just highlighting how dire he was). https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/competitions/premier-league/11813263/maitland-niles-right-back-not-my-position/more/22

I’m fearful we’ve wasted a month. In the summer we had a pre season of mostly playing 3CBs, it obviously wasn’t working but we carried it through to the regular season before ditching it almost immediately. I just hope we haven’t spent the past month preparing to play 3 at the back again, only to realise it’s a terrible solution for this bunch and they can’t play it. I’ve seen literally nothing from Jones tonight to suggest that he’s brought in some bright, new ideas. It’s exactly as we were on the opening day of the season. Can only hope he’s seen enough to fuck off the 3 at the back and get on with working out how to sort out our misfiring central midfield, and have more scoring options than Che Adams.