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Defo going to be a few missed last trains home if evening games keep getting stretched out by 15/20 minutes! Pleased overall, tidy and in control if not smashing it. We look nervy when they counter (a new CB or a fit ABK will help there whichever is more likely come September) and AA up front is never the answer despite his deflection. Smallbone as a DM needs improving too. Positive signs though when you remember Martin has only been here a month and a half. We have good subs so this should, SHOULD, still be comfortable in the second half.

HT. Started comfortably. SW not offered much.

Long games this season!

Off the line!

I'm liking the two wide players on the side of the 433/4321 but AA despite the effort doesn't seem to be the answer up there (besides his deflection). Defo work needed there.

Definitely susceptible on the counter. Nate Tellah

80 per cent possession AA booked

Meh it counts. Ooh Charly

Fuck you Burnley and your 9 million bid. Price just hit 30 large. 😄

We have to keep him! Tellllllllla

Keep it cool Saints. Few astray passes, some iffy defending.

Well we do have a player called Edozie.

COYR! Sky, Fajitas and a Strongbow for me.

If it's Jobi McAnuff he's ex west ham

Square pegs in square holes. Well bugger me.

If a long throw is genetic, Hull have a hell of a player on their hands!

Followed by a post-game interview where he's beaming his big smile and declaring his love for the club, saying how excited he is for the season. Media department come up with the hashtag #gleetella

I wanted quite a few squad players to leave this summer, but I didn't want to see Jack off.

I'm looking forward to our Willy replacement.

Reading RAWK, they're not happy that we said he's available for selection tonight in case he gets injured. If anything it might make Liverpool hurry the hell up and present us with a decent bid today. We'll see. I guess the starting line up will be telling.

Alcaraz. To make sure we keep him.

Predicting the starting line up is going to be fun! Are we thinking something like: Baz, KWP, Bednarek, Stephens, Manning, JWP, Lavia, Smallbone, Alcaraz, Tella, AA? Either way we should have enough to win the game, but there is the momentum issue to think about, a promoted team against a relegated team and morale could be with Wednesday. However I think Martin has been here long enough now to get his style and philosophy implemented and we still have a lot of good players, so I'm going with a 2-0 Saints. 10pm tonight...

It'll be a charity single from the combined choir of Liverpool, West Ham and Burnley. #freeTellafreeLaviafreeJWP

Bournemouth late to the "pay what we want" events of this summer.